Jet Heading to Newark With Dead Pilot

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jupiterfinjupiterfinForum VeteranOP
Jun 18, 2009, 11:24 AM

This is happening right now. Scary stuff.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/06/18/jet-landing-in-newark-with-dead-pilot/?hp

Updated, 11:11 a.m. | The pilot of a Continental Airlines jetliner died midflight on Thursday morning as the plane was en route from Brussels to Newark, N.J., the authorities said. Two first officers were operating the plane, a Boeing 777. The flight, Flight 61, was expected to land at Newark Liberty International Airport at noon.
Two first officers are “on board the aircraft,” and are piloting it, “which they are perfectly qualified to do,” said Arlene Salac, a spokeswoman for the Federal Aviation Administration at John F. Kennedy International Airport.
The flight took off at 9:54 a.m. in Brussels (3:54 a.m. Eastern time), according to Continental’s Web site, which said the flight is to land at 12 noon at Gate C123.
As of 11 a.m., the plane was in the skies over Canada, having followed its route south over Newfoundland.

TrueDolFanTrueDolFanNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 11:31 AM

They'll be fine, this is the reason why every commercial airplane takes off with more than one guy qualified to fly and land the plane.

mor911mor911Forum Veteran
Jun 18, 2009, 11:37 AM

yeah both backup pilots are more than qualified to fly the plane. it would have been cool if they had to get a passenger to fly the plane...

Striker, striker, striker, STRIKER!

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Fin D;2829671 wrote:

As mor wisely said

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jun 18, 2009, 11:38 AM

Not a good week for Continental.

This past weekend they boarded two unoccupied minors on the wrong flights.

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

Jun 18, 2009, 12:07 PM

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 12:12 PM

did they have to blow up the two first officers??

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

TrueDolFanTrueDolFanNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 12:17 PM

"Pagan wrote:

Not a good week for Continental.

This past weekend they boarded two unoccupied minors on the wrong flights.

Freudian slip there, Pagan? You thinking about "occupying" minors? I know you like 'em young but damn! :lol:

I hope you meant unaccompanied... :tongue2:

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 12:18 PM

I think someone needs to translate this story into jive for the mor

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jun 18, 2009, 12:20 PM

"TrueDolFan wrote:

Freudian slip there, Pagan? You thinking about "occupying" minors? I know you like 'em young but damn! :lol:

I hope you meant unaccompanied... :tongue2:

Damn...Freud would have a field day with that one, huh? :lol:

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

azfinfanmangazfinfanmangLuxury Box
Jun 18, 2009, 12:51 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

I think someone needs to translate this story into jive for the mor

Thanks Lucky. You're killing me today :rofl:

azfinfanmangazfinfanmangLuxury Box
Jun 18, 2009, 12:51 PM

Pagan, have you ever seen a grown man naked? :shifty:

Fin DFin DForum Veteran
Jun 18, 2009, 12:57 PM

Surely Pagan isn't talking boarding 2 unattended kids?

(So help me, if you don't end your response to this, with "and don't don't call me Shirley"...I will burn a mustang with a penguin in it.)

Colorado DolfanColorado DolfanNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 12:58 PM

"azfinfanmang wrote:

Pagan, have you ever seen a grown man naked? :shifty:

Do you like movies about gladiators? :shifty:

Get dirty, get bloody, get sweaty...

...get happy.

-Cam Wake

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jun 18, 2009, 01:00 PM

"Finascious D wrote:

Surely Pagan isn't talking boarding 2 unattended kids?

(So help me, if you don't end your response to this, with "and don't don't call me Shirley"...I will burn a mustang with a penguin in it.)

Ya know...with all the "Airplane!" references being thrown around in this thread, you had to take that one away from me??? :angry:

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

Fin DFin DForum Veteran
Jun 18, 2009, 01:25 PM

"Pagan wrote:

Ya know...with all the "Airplane!" references being thrown around in this thread, you had to take that one away from me??? :angry:

Dude, you simply cannot follow directions!!!!!

BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 01:29 PM

"The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

BDH -

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

Jimmy V. (Mar '93)

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jun 18, 2009, 01:31 PM

"Finascious D wrote:

Dude, you simply cannot follow directions!!!!!

But you MENTIONED it bro....that effectively killed it for me!

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 01:32 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

I think someone needs to translate this story into jive for the mor


Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

BDH -

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

Jimmy V. (Mar '93)

BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 01:33 PM

"Pagan wrote:

But you MENTIONED it bro....that effectively killed it for me!


Pagan, have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you haven't! No one has! It's a stupid question! Forget I even asked!

BDH -

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

Jimmy V. (Mar '93)

Fin DFin DForum Veteran
Jun 18, 2009, 01:37 PM

"Pagan wrote:

But you MENTIONED it bro....that effectively killed it for me!

You puss. eh hem.

Surely you're not crying about this...

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Jun 18, 2009, 01:57 PM

"Finascious D wrote:

You puss. eh hem.

Surely you're not crying about this...

No, I'm not...and don't call me Shirley.

(I'm not whiffing TWICE on that. :tongue2:)

".. hell you even have a fireman who rubs his balls on another mans head for three hours a week.. show some class, don't make fun of us poor Dolphins fans. :shifty:" ~ cnc66

"There is no sweeter nectar, than the misery riddled tears of Jets fans." ~ Finascious D

padre31padre31Luxury Box
Jun 18, 2009, 02:03 PM

He must have eaten the fish entre'...

azfinfanmangazfinfanmangLuxury Box
Jun 18, 2009, 02:14 PM

Boy, the ****'s really gonna hit the fan when the Mod's see what you guys have done to this thread. :pity:

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 02:15 PM

roger roger. what's your vector victor.

that would creep me out to have a plane land with a dead guy on board.

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

BigDogsHuntBigDogsHuntNew Member
Jun 18, 2009, 02:15 PM

"azfinfanmang wrote:

Boy, the ****'s really gonna hit the fan when the Mod's see what you guys have done to this thread. :pity:


We cant decide if we are supposed to be in the White Zone or the Red Zone.

BDH -

"To me, there are three things we all should do every day of our lives. Number one is laugh. You should laugh every day. Number two is think. You should spend some time in thought. And Number three is, you should have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy.

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special."

Jimmy V. (Mar '93)