Jason Allen just ordered a product from me and is supposed to pick it up tomorrow and visit my showroom. I'll try to get a pic to post on here...if anyone cares
Well believe it or not he's already getting a discount because he's asssociated with a professional sports franchise... I can tell him I'll take it away if he doesn't get 4 picks
I'll try to work that in somehow I use the back room for those Again, back room Yeah, thought about bringin a football or helmet to work tomorrow.
Awesome. I am a Jim Jones I mean Jason Allen supporter, but than again I coddle all of our draft picks. I can't help it, I think they're all going to be pro bowlers.
I actually adopted Jason Allen and I'm expecting that child support check to come in the mail ASAP because I want to be in the picture.
wow that is pretty cool! i'm waiting to hear more details on exactly what it is he bought/you sell. i mean when i think "sports memorabilia" i think pack of baseball cards, but i doubt that's what he's buying. details!!
Very cool indeed, please just tell him there are MANY of us on thePhins.com who are really counting on him to come up big and finally justify his draft position. Show us he's not a bust at that high a pick.
Update So I just spoke to Jason Allen on the phone... he's coming down here next week. Also, supposedly there was a rumor about him having problems learning the playbook? I wouldnt be shocked if this were true...Im gonna give him the benefit of the doubt because it's early in the morning...yeah, we'll go with that...
Ok. Here's what you do. Get as much Dolphins apparel and merchandise as you can, and bring it to your store. Line it all up on your checkout counter. Then when it's time for the purchase to be completed, say " Ok, Mr. Allen, we're almost done, just sign here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. Oh, and this last one, which binds you to a 5 year agreement during which you must obtain 15 interceptions, and 10 forced fumbles. Now step over here, where all my online friends have gathered from around the country to witness this purchase. Say cheese is for playmakers!" Then while he's leaving, pick his pocket and buy some season tickets on his card. Follow this simple formula, and I'm sure you'll have NFL players lined up waiting to buy from you.
Are you saying the reason for him delaying his appearance to your store is that he has to learn the route first via mapquest? Seriously, I'd tell him WE are looking forward to another year of improvement, as he proved what he can bring to the table last season.
Goose stuff? What like Down comforters? Goose Crap? (I hear thats pretty slippery). Golden Eggs? Just curious....
To heck with that. Tell him that he isn't living up to his SEC hype, and that we may consider cutting him in favor of a Big 10 player.
You do want him to come back to the store... do you not? "the customer is always right, especially when he/she pays on time"
Lets just say he seems like a 'Garmin' type a guy. He wouldn't understand the complexities of that back slap Whats funny is he's coming to the show room to look at the item to make sure its to his liking, then we are shipping it to his home in Atlanta. Hopefully he's not one of those 'problem customers' He did sound like a nice guy on the phone. Just didnt sound like he'd had any caffeine yet, if you get my drift...
