My wife is FINE. Link. And I'm not making fun of the crime, for those of us who are overly PC...I'm just poking fun - being a Pens fan - at the circumstances surrounding it.
Doesn't excuse the behavior. Penguins are on a plane back to Pittsburgh, meanwhile this guy's got a bloody corpse of a wife, and faces life in prison...
Main Entry: 1joke Pronunciation: \ˈjōk\ Function: noun Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks Date: 1670 1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something.
Let this be a lesson ladies. Our sporting events are sacred, especially playoff ones. So, go up stairs with a glass of whine, watch some Lifetime, and leave us the **** alone till it's over. -Men Everywhere
I knew it wasn't you the minute the story mentioned hammer.....now Bass, oh, would have for sure thought of you. The real question is would you use a Bass? hmmmmm...a true delimma for sure.
Haven't some of you snapped at your wives or girlfriends when things are going badly for one of your teams? well..this guy used a hammer instead of words unfortunately.
Bro...lighten up. No one is laughing at her death. I'm not even going to bother to try and explain cause it's obvious your sense of humor just doesn't get it. But please don't piss on the parade of everyone else who does, ya know?
This. Women need to understand that there are lines you simply don't cross. You just don't. While I was married, I can't tell you how many times my wife would schedule an event for us to attend during a goddamn Dolphins or Hurricanes game. It got to the point where I simply refused to go with her, or if the thing was in my home I would call people myself and tell them it was off, or not to come until the game was over. Women, we don't get in your makeup and other ****; well, most of us don't. Don't get between us and our sports teams.
No, I get it, it's just not funny to me. 3 years ago, I would have LOL'd just as hard as any of you @ this thread. When these things happen to family, it numbs you to these jokes. Btw, sorry to poop on the thread. Didn't mean to.
Let's get back to the most important point in all of this: how fine Pagan's wife is. Because she. Is.
I can understand bro, but listen to what you said. You would have laughed at it, but then it hit close to home. In order to be able to laugh, you need to laugh at everything, not just things you're detached from. My dad died from cancer, but when comedian Jim Norton says he wants to punch Elizabeth Taylor in the head and knock her cancer wig into a muddy puddle, I laugh just as hard.
I get you completely. It's just too soon for me in that regard. I thought I could laugh at everything; and I will after some time.
