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*Is* there such a thing as a 'bad' B.J.?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Bpk, Jul 31, 2014.

  1. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    yes yes, a callous.
    callous, herpes... tomato, tamato
     
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  2. MikeHoncho

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    That is oddly specific

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  3. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    You misspelled "sister".

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  4. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    Doesn't that make you a sole heir to the throne?

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  5. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Yes.

    Any girl that says they are good at it that you DON'T have to pay, is bad at it.

    And Aqua, I think you need to get out of Washington. My experiences up there have never been great with the mouth-secks either. I think they are all too depressed and gloomy or something. It is like doing it with Eeyore or something.
     
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  6. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    "pmzq" isnt on the boards anymore.....

















    lol love you Kevin...
     
  7. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    I think all the rain has their lips perpetually waterlogged.
     
  8. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    and I'm sure you look pretty.


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  9. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Whoa. Forgot all about that dude.

    What happened to him?
     
  10. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Never knew him. And feeling AWESOME regardless!!!
     
  11. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    He settled down with a nice young woman...
















    ...named John
     
  12. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Got banned and returned under a diff name


    Which reminds me about Fin D........
     
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  13. MikeHoncho

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    Not even gonna ask how you got that picture of CiF, Todd.
     
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  14. MikeHoncho

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    Let's not try and justify the use of toothless hookers now.
     
  15. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Thats a mushroom, you need to wash under your foreskin more often, Cletus.
     
  16. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    No. You're doing it wrong. As uggeee...
     
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  17. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    "Over rated", your "own hand"? You've never had a woman that knew how what she was doing then. Not saying they're better than sex, but if you prefer your own hand to getting head, there is something not being done right... lol...
     
  18. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Never had a horrible bj. Had a few suck jobs from girls who didn't know wtf they were doing and I stopped them. Had some absolutely fantastic ones from a woman who could orgasm while giving head, especially if I grabbed her head and started mouth f**king her.

    Scariest was with a girl I was up at the lake house with one weekend in college. I'm laid back naked in the caliginous light of a summer evening, half lit from some booze we'd been drinking. She was a rather busty young coed (who was always fun to watch bounce or crawl around). She was naked between my thighs and happily nursing away, really working it, taking it into her throat, licking around the base occasionally gagging herself on purpose. I'm throbbing, getting close to orgasm - then suddenly she stops, turns her head and spits a gob of something pinkish on the floor next to the bed. Startled, I lurch upright and scream at her "What the f**k was that?"

    She stares at me, shocked for a split second, then says "It was gum!"

    She then started laughing hysterically, while I grinned sheepishly as I inspected myself. Once reassured all was intact, I let her resume... lol...
     
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  19. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    A callous? You're doing it wrong.
     
  20. ToddPhin

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    T, you need a big girl who's never seen the sun a day. Best. HJ's. Ever.
    Like sticking it in a warm roll of pizza dough that moves on its own.
     
  21. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    goats have a hard time sucking in their teeth apparently.
     
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  22. ToddPhin

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    [​IMG]
     
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  23. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    "guys are girls" kind of says it all there.
     
  24. Bpk

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    Here Deej, let me save you the trouble of typing your inevitable reply

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  25. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure I'm not doing it wrong if she cums 8 times in 15 minutes. Lol

    I can just "Feel" that I'm hitting something down in there deep. And we both LIKE...
     
  26. McLovin

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    no, that just means the other guy is doing it right.
     
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  27. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Class rings? Todd's ***** pump? Our missing Fineas Dickless? :shifty:

    And if you were doing it right, there'd never be a callus. lol...
     
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  28. bigbry

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    [video=youtube;F-bsf2x-aeE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE[/video]
     
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  29. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    You're gonna make me post pics of her vagina looking like someone sprayed whipped cream all over it after we were done aren't you?

    Boik will probably ban me if I do that sh!t again. Then I'll have to hang out with that liberal douchebag Fin D. LOL
     
  30. ToddPhin

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    eww why would we wanna see her messy yeast infection?
     
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  31. ToddPhin

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    *comes*
    That's pretty good. Too bad she didn't return the frisbee the 9th time.
     
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  32. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Whatever, she's clean. She's one of only a handful of girls I've EVER gone down on. And she's SO SWEET.
     
  33. Samphin

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    Aqua, you want to field this one? I thought everyone had learned their lesson on here, but apparently not.
     
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  34. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    So how does human ****y taste compared to goat?
     
  35. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    NO.
    Nothing else to say
     
  36. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Wait... there's a country music song in there somewhere... lol...
     
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