In my next life I am coming back as the Hoff...... 1) Got to chill with Kit (Pagan come in and dogs the car) 2) Probably palmed Pamela Anderson AND others boobies 3) Got wasted and grubbed burgers on youtube 4) Reincarnates himself as a commercial God 5) Gets free Farmhouse Blends for the rest of his life
1. Mr. Feeney. 2. She can't go in the frozen foods section with you. 3. Who hasn't? 4. Diabeetus 5. Extra cream for you, amirite? Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk 2
Stop making this thread about all of your perverted little thoughts......when in reality it should be about....... See he is our friend, he likes dolphins!!
This man, he gets it......^^^^^^^ I can actually see Pagan going this route when his music career is done...
The Shat > The Hoff and its not even close. In fact, the Awesome Tree is as follows: The Shat > Jack Palance > Samuel L. Jackson > Art Donovan > Bruce Campbell > Snoop Dog > Elvis > Chuck Norris > The Hoff
Ohh it is close..... Slow your roll son....slow it down RIGHT now..... The Shat is ok, not on The Hoff's level of ridicule though.....I put Norris there as well....
He's just one of those guys who hit some sort of cosmic lottery, I mean damn, he's as talented as a tree sloth is a good dancer, yet he continually manages to show up.
There are a handful of asian character actors who take pretty much every role for Asians in cinema, maybe 4 of them, they are like immortals or something.
Dude come on.....look his awesomeness is being stolen from both of our regions....... It is comparable here.....The Shat is winded, The Hoff has taken over.....you are Parcells and I am Ireland..... Ripped Hoff lol...
Potential candidates to make the Awesome Tree sometime in the future (these are not guys guaranteed a spot, but are an act of awesome or two away): In no particular order: George Takei, Shaq, Charles Barkley, Richard Simmons, Alec Baldwin, Joe Biden, Michael Richards, Mickey Rourke, Charlie Sheen
Oh yes, consider the asian who was in the early 70's film "midway" was in the current film " RIPD, he also was in Kung Fu..they just are always there. And I'd put Charlie Sheen ahead of Hoff, sorry/not sorry
You are failing...Sheen craves and needs the attention, to the point where like a baby he whined until he got a gig (which nobody pays attention too).... The Hoff??? He simply made a commercial for a chain that only has stores in 11 of the 50 States.....and it went viral where people were committing random acts of violence to obtain a cardboard cut-out of his likeness..... Son the Hoff was banging chicks in Kit when ole Chucky was still in Martin's sack.....
FTR, my candidate list was not a completed list. I'll give you Seagal and Reynolds as potentials but I don't see Hamilton and Cuba, yet. You are, however, in the right stratosphere. I'll also add Tom Cruise, but he shares the same flaw that Mickey Rourke does (but without the amazing plastic surgery) they take themselves too seriously. They both drop that, then we're talking about star recruits.
ahhhhhh I wish Biden wasn't in politics, because the dude is a funny guy....Barkley yes I agree (I wonder why the Heat fans hate him so much, the guy is obviously busting balls) and yes yes I forgot Alec Baldwin for both his in and out of the camera rants.... All still are attending UH......... University of Hoff...........
I hear you. I hear you. I think an argument can be made that he could be a potential. There's some awesome missing, but i wouldn't fight hard to keep him off the potential list.
Staying power, he hasn't been on the scene long enough when he first left the scene.....yeah an interview here and there but, other than that?
As I said, he's certainly missing some awesome. But as with all potentials, he's not out completely until he's dead, so there's time to, "up the awesome". If you were famous, you'd be on the potentials list btw.
