I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but..

I F....d Maynard.

 

Ah why not.

I'm not saying Maynard's easy......but he does spend a lot of time at public showers bent over picking up soap.

 

Maynard gives hitchhiking tips:

[video=youtube_share;diFDBNNmnnU]http://youtu.be/diFDBNNmnnU[/video]

#amidoingthisright

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy but.....if ****ing dudes was a drawing contest, he could beat Egnew.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy...but he's had more pipe than an Orion slave girl.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but Lionel Ritchie calls him "Sunday Morning."

 

Maynard's easier than calculus is to an Asian.

 

Maynard - so easy a Caveman could ... did him...

 

Hmmm.......

 

Maynard is so easy when people ask his background he says he's Chineasy.

(I love how unfunny that one is. Wait.. I am just warming up... sometimes it takes me fifteen or thirty to get going...)

 

Maynard is so easy you could drop a wiffle ball into him and it wouldn't touch the sides.


VISUAL AID

 

Maynard is so easy he goes to jail... in his free time.

 

Maynard is so easy there is no vaseline on store shelves in a twenty block radius around his lair.

 

Maynard is so easy he actually talks better with one in his mouth.

 

Maynard, whom I don't even know but am disparaging and degrading regardless, is so easy his Facebook profile pic is:

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy.... butt.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he's driving local whores out of business.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy but he swallows more five dollar footlongs than every Subway customer combined.

 

I feel like I opened the wrong thread.


Poor Maynard!

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but in band camp his nickname was "This one time..."

 

I'm not sayin' Maynard be easy, I jus' be sayin' his butthole is like a gay shopping spreewith no time limit.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but even Shaq sank his free throw into Maynard.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he loves you so longtime he's made a dozen soldiers go AWOL.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he slipped on a banana peel and managed to **** the banana before he hit the ground.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but man... have you seen his ***-hole?

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he shot his latest gape video at the Susquenhanna mall foodcourt.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy but he has stretchmarks around his ears.

 

Far be it from me to declare the right honorable Maynard as a man of ease, however, the night he squired in the stables none of the clydesdales demonstrated the energy to toil in the fields the following day.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he has a bigger tulip than the King of Holland.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he just Paypalled me $10 to make these dirtier and harsher for him.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he's worn through 40 right handed gloves this month.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, because I don't know him, but I am saying, "Maynard, stop sending me PM's with pics of your dick."

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he once came so hard it looked like his partner had three eyes.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but he added an extra hole to eliminate lineups.

 

I'm not sayin Maynard is easy, but he even ****ed a Jets fan.






























a jets fan.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but Jenna Jameson called him a bad influence and doesn't let her kids hang out with him anymore.

 

I'm not saying Maynard is easy, but every third Thursday he climbs into a "real doll" box at the sex store and waits for as long as he has to.