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If You Were A Girl, Would You Date Yourself?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Bpk, Apr 2, 2014.

  1. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    I mean, are you 'dateable' material? Sure we all have ego's… but what happens when that ego is turned against itself… if you were a woman, would you be good enough for you?

    lol.

    I would only date me if I saw enough commitment and effort to constant self-improvement. If I saw that, I'd date me.

    (Weirdest post I've ever typed… which should tell you how much I am procrastinating from working today)
     
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  2. Mrtree

    Mrtree Juan Huron's agent

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    If I was a girl I'd go total lipstick lesbo and get another girlfriend so no :)
     
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  3. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    I dont date chicks with *****
     
  4. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Jesus… figure someone to go all outside the box and have a GENIUS INSIGHT!!! No way anyone comes up with a better answer than that.
     
  5. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Ah. So you don;t like the mismatch of the face vs crotchal region, eh? Better to look up into a strong masculine pair of eyes from your kneeling perch? Do you still call him your 'girlfriend'?
     
  6. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Thanks Father O'Malley
     
  7. Mrtree

    Mrtree Juan Huron's agent

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    Just being honest with you dude!
     
  8. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

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  9. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    You just focus on getting Juan a contract with a team this offseason. Do. Your. Job.
     
  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    apparently not.
     
  11. Mrtree

    Mrtree Juan Huron's agent

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    The NFL isn't ready for Juan Huron....
     
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  12. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Post-sex-change you haven't found yourself using old pics of you as masturbation fodder?
     
  13. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Just when WILL it be ready?
     
  14. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    That would be creepy.

    Only Sam would do that.
     
  15. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Samantha
     
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  16. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    In before...

    ...nevermind.


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  17. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    LOL!!! That scene definitely came to mind as I was replying to ppl in this thread!!!
     
  18. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    After everything I know about myself? Good God no!
     
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  19. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I'd be too busy playing with my lady parts to date anyone.
     
  20. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    No fair. You're already half-lady.
     
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  21. Bpk

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  22. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Hell No.
     
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  23. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    I wouldn't date girl me, because girl me would have a mattress strapped to my back... and sticky fingers.
     
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  24. MikeHoncho

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    Not with that attitude

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  25. bigbry

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    Which means your vagina would be as loose as your cornhole currently is.
     
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  26. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Not with that attitude.
     
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  27. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    I'm too butch for me.
     
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  28. MikeHoncho

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    And chloroformy
     
  29. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Nah. I don't really care about people and their ****. Knowing that, I'd read through the dreams I'm selling.

    I lie about feelings way too much.

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  30. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    What an eligible pool of bachelors we have here.
     
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