I need your help FAST!!!!!!!!!

You and Griddlecakes have the same girlfriend!

 

ms jennifer lopez is cheating on me? I knew it!

 

Drop your drawers in front of her and then say in a surprised tone: "Hey, would you look at that!"

it works every time.

 

if you seal the deal bro (and you better with this amazing advice on this site)

we need some F'in details!!!

 

So RBT did it work?

 

good news he isnt posting here.....bad news....he probably walked past her and hid in the bathroom stall awhile....thinking of some elaborate story to tell us, considering this thread blew up all of a sudden!

 

If she don't have her bifocals on our boy may be in trouble.

 

HOPEFULLY he brought binoculars!

 

we call that the "hijack curve"

 

I hope he isnt crawled in some corner in his room in the fetal position crying

 

I wonder RBT is doing.......nevermind.

 

his pillow.

 

thats exactly where he is......or in the kiddy pool

 

You should post this in every thread, to leave your mark.

 

Or in a jail cell talking his way out of a uncomfortable position.

 

Good call. It is usually me who diverts the thread in the first place.

 

or me....or lucky...or enforcer....

 

no honorable mention of FinSane?

 

and I come in with the dick jokes and scatalogical humor.

 

I think he moved on to plan B

 

sorry...your awesome too

 

That looks like Lucky's neighborhood ...

 

Under the overpass? or a public park where homeless men hump trees? be more specific.

 

Anyone know how old RBT is? or this chick he is sweatin

 

hes gotta be like 12.....

you ever try to read a whole paragraph he typed?

 

I think he's 17 or 18 IINM.

 

wtf is IINM ?!?!

 

If I'm Not Mistaken. Don't feel bad Sick, I had to google it too.

 

RBT is 56 and the chick is 14. what else do you want to know?

 

Jebus guys. You two were smart IIRC

 

yeah thanks.....i was scratchin my head there for awhile

 

dammit, gotta google that one too. Did you take an internet lingo class?

 

This sounds like a creeper case. I was waiting to read the sentence, "but I've been admiring her from a far."

 

I frequent teen chatrooms

 

your a real pro at all that eh "slick" ????

 

the fbi has a file on you..

 

Dammit. Time to bookmark a site for all these newfangled acronyms.

http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms/

 

Jeez, RBT just boosted my thanks total. Thanks bro, i feel...popular.