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  1. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Ah this thread keeps getting better and better with cat fights and sex advice. What else could you ask for. :wink2:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    I am going to take the pinto
     
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  3. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    RBT if she as thinking about you said lets just take a walk on the beach. Ah well, you should have tapped that, then you could have something to say to her father next time he tries to make fun of the Fins.
     
  4. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    What? I didn't understand any of that. :no:
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    It is getting taken out as we speak.



    Note to self never ask girl if the stairewell is ok when there is a beach a couple of feet away got it.
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    I will explian it better in a few min
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    I did say something I said that they were'nt the top team in New York any more and they have'nt been in a while.
     
  8. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    There ya go.

    Places to avoid when trying to hook up with a girl who has dignity (or you havent gotten with yet):

    Public Restrooms
    Stairwells
    Cars (****ty ones)
    Alleys
    Parking Lots



    Basically, avoid anywhere you've ever seen a hooker and her john get busted on Cops.
     
  9. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Okay....was it song lyrics or something. I'm confused. :lol:
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    What is there not to understand it is very off the threads topic just like every other page in this thread is.
     
  11. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Yeah but I'm confused as to what it means? :yes:
     
  12. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    I meant if you nailed her next time he tries to talk smack you can say well i stole your daughter virginity. But you better hope you can run fast, otherwise we will see a headline on CNN or something.
     
  13. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    That you Brett?


    Had to get one more in there. Like going for a 17th season.

    Ok I'm really going to quit now.



    Maybe.
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    No alleys, no parking lots, and no public restrooms. Got it. I am ready for my test on this now Mr.slickj101
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Yea I dont want to die and I dont want jenna to die so I dont think I am going to say that bro. Thanks anyways
     
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  16. alen1

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    :lol: at this whole damn thread.
     
  17. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    LOL thats too bad.

    How sweet though you care about her :pointlol::tongue2:
     
  18. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    That would be a great look on that sorry looking Jet fans face:evil::evil:

    But I barely had enough balls to ask this girl out so I could never say that. Actully maybe I will.
     
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  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Do you laugh because it is funny or because it is funny?
     
  20. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Uhm.....:dunno:
     
  21. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Ok I will explain this very carfully no I will take it slow for you. Even though I probably did a really bad job of posting it last time so it would be my fault but I dont care. You should have understood it.

    Ok so slick said something about porsches. That trigered to me thinking off my fat **** ex - step father. His name is Tom. He had a porsch. So I went on a rant about him here it goes.

    I Call this story

    THE STEP DAD FROM HELL


    Ok here it goes. My stepdad was the biggest d - bag in the whole world he thought he was the $%#^. He did not like me or my sister because we spoke up for ourselfs and so we hated him. So there was various ways I got back at him for being such a d - bag to my family. I would steal his 200 dollar cologne. That $%#^ stunk up the house so much. So when he final asked if I took it I said no and told him to stop eat donuts and that he should go lose so wieght. He was a cop so it was really funny.

    I also one time asked him why he hated me so much and I gave him examples of how he hated me. Then we got in this gig fight about how he need to get a life and stop worrying about mine.

    When this guy was married to my Mom I was so angry and I did not talk to him. So he got mad and told my Mom one tme there was a reason why I kept carring my backpack up staire. His reason was not homework or to clean up after myself it was drugs. Well lets just say some how it go around that I had drug in my backpack and I got called up to the front office because of it. Guess what grade I was in 7th. I asked them who said that I did and they said my step dad. (By the way I never have and ber will do drugs.) So when I got home I made my stepdad cry. It was worth it.

    I know what you are think I made them get a divorce no he was just that big of a D- bag that my Mom kicked him out.

    That is what I wa saying sking29. My mind thinks in werid ways some times I dont know how I got one a rant about my ex - step dad.
     
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  22. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    You dont have a choice now do you laugh I tell you laugh.
     
  23. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    :confused:
     
  24. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Bow down to your master there are no mods here so I a taking over:evil::evil:
     
  25. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    That sucks RBT. I had a friend who would get into fist fights with his step dad all the time.
     
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  26. alen1

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    Somehow I missed the long post when I posted. Sorry to hear the trouble you went through with your step dad bro. Hopefully everything is going great with you and your family now.
     
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  27. Kanye West

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    Yea it is. It was ok I was o a round my stepdad a lot I just would go ver my Dads
     
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  28. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    What a total a-hole move. You know he did it not only because he didn't like you but because he was a cop. :pity:

    Sorry I didn't understand but I wasn't sure if you were joking or not. Glad to here he is your ex-step dad though. :up:

    There is always a special spot in hell for guys like that. :pity:
     
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  29. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Yea bro he was not to good of a cop he stole from Baltimore city and was told to retire or it would go public about what he did. He stole over time which he did not really work. The only over time he did was working at the donut shop. Zing.
     
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  30. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    You sure?
     
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  31. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    But what does Doug have to say about all this?
     
  32. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Yea I am sure
     
  33. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Who is Doug? Bro.
     
  34. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Good for you. :up:
     
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  35. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    That would be John Simmons's bud, RBT. Your stories remind me a lot of his. It's all good. :up:
     
  36. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Ok I was just woundering bro. Is he a good story teller
     
  37. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Thanks
     
  38. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    Do the Dolphins have hot cheerleaders?
     
  39. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    Ummmmmm I dont know lets take a look

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    Yes they do
     
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  40. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Has anyone heard from john simmons?? he had the best stories.
     

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