Ah this thread keeps getting better and better with cat fights and sex advice. What else could you ask for.
RBT if she as thinking about you said lets just take a walk on the beach. Ah well, you should have tapped that, then you could have something to say to her father next time he tries to make fun of the Fins.
It is getting taken out as we speak. Note to self never ask girl if the stairewell is ok when there is a beach a couple of feet away got it.
I did say something I said that they were'nt the top team in New York any more and they have'nt been in a while.
There ya go. Places to avoid when trying to hook up with a girl who has dignity (or you havent gotten with yet): Public Restrooms Stairwells Cars (****ty ones) Alleys Parking Lots Basically, avoid anywhere you've ever seen a hooker and her john get busted on Cops.
What is there not to understand it is very off the threads topic just like every other page in this thread is.
I meant if you nailed her next time he tries to talk smack you can say well i stole your daughter virginity. But you better hope you can run fast, otherwise we will see a headline on CNN or something.
That you Brett? Had to get one more in there. Like going for a 17th season. Ok I'm really going to quit now. Maybe.
No alleys, no parking lots, and no public restrooms. Got it. I am ready for my test on this now Mr.slickj101
Yea I dont want to die and I dont want jenna to die so I dont think I am going to say that bro. Thanks anyways
That would be a great look on that sorry looking Jet fans face But I barely had enough balls to ask this girl out so I could never say that. Actully maybe I will.
Ok I will explain this very carfully no I will take it slow for you. Even though I probably did a really bad job of posting it last time so it would be my fault but I dont care. You should have understood it. Ok so slick said something about porsches. That trigered to me thinking off my fat **** ex - step father. His name is Tom. He had a porsch. So I went on a rant about him here it goes. I Call this story THE STEP DAD FROM HELL Ok here it goes. My stepdad was the biggest d - bag in the whole world he thought he was the $%#^. He did not like me or my sister because we spoke up for ourselfs and so we hated him. So there was various ways I got back at him for being such a d - bag to my family. I would steal his 200 dollar cologne. That $%#^ stunk up the house so much. So when he final asked if I took it I said no and told him to stop eat donuts and that he should go lose so wieght. He was a cop so it was really funny. I also one time asked him why he hated me so much and I gave him examples of how he hated me. Then we got in this gig fight about how he need to get a life and stop worrying about mine. When this guy was married to my Mom I was so angry and I did not talk to him. So he got mad and told my Mom one tme there was a reason why I kept carring my backpack up staire. His reason was not homework or to clean up after myself it was drugs. Well lets just say some how it go around that I had drug in my backpack and I got called up to the front office because of it. Guess what grade I was in 7th. I asked them who said that I did and they said my step dad. (By the way I never have and ber will do drugs.) So when I got home I made my stepdad cry. It was worth it. I know what you are think I made them get a divorce no he was just that big of a D- bag that my Mom kicked him out. That is what I wa saying sking29. My mind thinks in werid ways some times I dont know how I got one a rant about my ex - step dad.
Somehow I missed the long post when I posted. Sorry to hear the trouble you went through with your step dad bro. Hopefully everything is going great with you and your family now.
What a total a-hole move. You know he did it not only because he didn't like you but because he was a cop. Sorry I didn't understand but I wasn't sure if you were joking or not. Glad to here he is your ex-step dad though. There is always a special spot in hell for guys like that.
Yea bro he was not to good of a cop he stole from Baltimore city and was told to retire or it would go public about what he did. He stole over time which he did not really work. The only over time he did was working at the donut shop. Zing.