I just bitched out an old lady....
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Fin Dforum_veteranOPTook a break from work to run up to the store.
Stopped at a light near a Morrison's Cafeteria. Along the parking lot, is a sidewalk. An older African American woman stand there every day, mumbling to herself, no doubt fighting the demons that have undoubtedly taken over her mind. She is a sad and unfortunate case. To her car, goes this old white lady, she opens her door when the AA lady asks her for some change.
Old white lady then proceeds, in all her Southern drawl's glory to tell the AA lady, "Why don't you get you a job, instead of harassing people all the time!" AA lady hangs her head in shame and tries to apologize.
I hop out my car (no one was behind me), and say, "Hey", to the old white lady, "Why don't you get you some Jesus, instead of judging people all the time!" She hung her head in shame as I gave the AA lady the last $3 in my pocket and told her to never apologize to a mean bitter old bitch like that again.
unluckylucianoNew Memberhmmmmmm fin-d taking on an old lady in defense of another old lady who is crazy. I think I saw an episode of the golden girls like this........
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Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
azfinfanmangluxury_boxJust a couple questions:
Does race play a part in this at all?
When you say "White" was she Irish? Germanic? Scandonavian?
I am just trying to get a clear vision of exactly what transpired
unluckylucianoNew Member"azfinfanmang wrote:
Just a coule questions:
Does race play a part in this at all?
When you say "White" was she Irish? Germanic? Scandonavian?
I am just trying to get a clear vision of exactly what transpired
funny you ask she was iri-man-navian.........
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Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.
Fin Dforum_veteran"azfinfanmang wrote:
Just a coule questions:
Does race play a part in this at all?
When you say "White" was she Irish? Germanic? Scandonavian?
I am just trying to get a clear vision of exactly what transpired
There were two old ladies, one white, one black. Thanks for being you.
It seems pretty aggressive to jump out of your car and yell at an old lady.
Hopefully you didn't scare her too much.
GridIronKing34forum_veteranFinascious D: Defender of the Elderly
I think it would make a great movie...
Fin Dforum_veteran"Zach13 wrote:
It seems pretty aggressive to jump out of your car and yell at an old lady.
Hopefully you didn't scare her too much.
Awesome job reading!:up:
I never said I yelled. Any other things you care to make up? In your version did I shoot her with bazooka?:pity:
azfinfanmangluxury_box"Finascious D wrote:
There were two old ladies, one white, one black. Thanks for being you.
Wait wait...let's back up....
Oh, nevermind I got it..there were TWO old ladies...
Okay, go on...what was the rest of the story?
opfinisticNew MemberI wouldn't have yelled at either one. Instead, I would have seen if I could have gotten a threesome going.
azfinfanmangluxury_box"jupiterfin wrote:
You should have urinated on her.
By HER, do you mean the one old lady or the other?
This story is soooooo hard to follow :pity:
GridIronKing34forum_veteran"opfinistic wrote:
I wouldn't have yelled at either one. Instead, I would have seen if I could have gotten a threesome going.
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Yeah that wouldn't make a good movie... please do us all a favor and reject any movie offers you get (just tell Sam NO)
Fin Dforum_veteran"opfinistic wrote:
I wouldn't have yelled at either one. Instead, I would have seen if I could have gotten a threesome going.
I edited the story a little, this is a PG-13 site after all. I won't say much more, but when I got back to the office my boss wanted to know why he smelled sweat, spit, and denture cream.:hi5:
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HardKoreXXXNew MemberI think we can all agree that black or white, old people smell like bad cheese.
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SICKforum_veteran"opfinistic wrote:
I wouldn't have yelled at either one. Instead, I would have seen if I could have gotten a threesome going.
and with the "black lady" you can just drop her off ANYWHERE !
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jdang307subscriber"azfinfanmang wrote:
Just a coule questions:
Does race play a part in this at all?
When you say "White" was she Irish? Germanic? Scandonavian?I am just trying to get a clear vision of exactly what transpired
I would have to say race played a role. One was white. One was black. Helps keep the story clear cuz you can't say one was crazy as it sounds both were crazy :pointlol:
Section126luxury_boxYou jumped out of your car to assault a defenseless old white lady.
I'm calling the cops. mods..preserve this thread for the prosecution.
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SamphinNew MemberSo this is why the site hasn't been updated? You're playing Geriatric Judge Judy on the streets?
WHO gives a ****!?!?!?! They're OLD...remember?
P.S. I don't appreciate you harrassing my grandmother either..jerk.
HardKoreXXXNew Member"Borderland Wolf wrote:
So this is why the site hasn't been updated? You're playing Geriatric Judge Judy on the streets?
WHO gives a ****!?!?!?! They're OLD...remember?
P.S. I don't appreciate you harrassing my grandmother either..jerk.
I think he's trying to go Gonzo Jounralism so he can write a Hunter S. Thompson-esque obituary after she dies.
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azfinfanmangluxury_box"jdang307 wrote:
I would have to say race played a role. One was white. One was black. Helps keep the story clear cuz you can't say one was crazy as it sounds both were crazy :pointlol:
Now THAT'S funny!! :rofl:
syborgNew Member"HardKoreXXX wrote:
I think we can all agree that black or white, old people smell like bad cheese.
no they dont. . they smell of urine and cabbage :tongue2:
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