I don't care HOW good the food is.

The Vagina Tandoori maybe. I bet they taste good coming outta that clay oven.

 

I heard the smell in that place is off putting, yet bearable.

 

But it is all you can eat.

 

For some reason it never fills me up. I heard the Asian Vagina Tandoori is smooth to the touch, although that could just be a myth.

 

Like corn silk.

 

I heard that. I also heard that it's served horizontal...

 

i dont know about you guys, but i got one close by, and so i eat out bung holes at least 2-3 times a week.

 

I thought you were Italian, now you're Greek?

 

i actually am a small % greek. the part that eats bung holes i suppose.

 

I reckon it is.

 

That one's in Edinburgh. It's a pub with a dining room not a restaurant, decent but not great food.

Picked up a very nice Scottish lass there too, so no harsh words about this one.

 

Only fitting that The Chocolate Log and Bung Hole are next to each other.

 

I wonder if she remembers Dirty Dick's with as much fondness as you do.