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I bought an engagement ring

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Aqua4Ever04, Nov 17, 2017.

  1. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    7K!!! Broooo... you shoulda asked here first before dropping that chunk of change. That's a really nice long honeymoon. lol.... Tell me you didn't finance it for some ridiculous term, or put it on a credit card at 30% interest. Tell me you had an inheritance or won a bet... at least say you put a sizable down payment down on that and aren't paying a car note each month for some bling.

    Someone should have explained how this works to you... you buy her the $1300 to $2K ring to start. If she's still around and you two are good after 5 or 10 years, then she gets the 5k to 10K ring. She won't love you more, longer, or lesser regardless.

    As for the plan - Have you thought about doing something like getting yours and her families together on the down low to charter a dinner cruise, having them show up early, you guys show up a little later, then popping the question right then in front of everyone while she's bewildered?

    How bout this, have Fin-O show up in a banana hammock with the ring tied to Cap'n Happy and dangling from the cup. Suprise!!! :shifty:

    Yeah, I been drinking some "Eggnog". ;-)
     
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  2. Fin-O

    Fin-O Initiated Club Member

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    That may sway her to adultery before she is even married.
     
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  3. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Well, who could blame her?

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  4. KeyFin

    KeyFin Well-Known Member

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    I bought one of those as a gag gift for my brother in law for Christmas- and I know he's going to pose it for us just like that. It cracks me up and we haven't even taken it out of the package yet.
     
  5. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Shoulda just contacted Fin-O... he brings booze and IS his own party gag. :party:
     
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  6. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    press F to pay your respects. he did it.
     
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  7. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    She said yes
     
  8. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    allegedly.
     
  9. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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    I winked at her at said hey cutie, what are you doing tonight. She blushed, so I said, "I know what you're doing," left my number, flashed her a smile, polished my $10 fake gold chain and walked right out there to the Bob Evans across the street.
     
  10. Boik14

    Boik14 Admin Club Member Retired Administrator

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    Did you give her your terms of marriage:
     

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  11. Fin-O

    Fin-O Initiated Club Member

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    What an idiot!!
     
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  12. Fin-O

    Fin-O Initiated Club Member

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  13. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  14. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    and this is how Todd got his first ball python.
     
  15. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    ....and how I got the address to your glory hole.
     
  16. aesop

    aesop Well-Known Member

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    The only man with a clear glass glory hole.
     
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  17. McLovin

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    I told you I would be there with my pant antler in a hole in a wall and by God you showed up to claim a batch.
     
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  18. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    it all makes sense now.

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  19. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    That's the ring that keeps on giving the whole year...... until the XBOX TWO comes out. That's how they get ya!
     
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  20. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets

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    My condolences to you both.





    Err Congratulations I mean. Live long and prosper together.
     
  21. eltos_lightfoot

    eltos_lightfoot Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Congrats, my man!
     
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  22. Boik14

    Boik14 Admin Club Member Retired Administrator

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    I just figured id leave this here:
     
  23. Boik14

    Boik14 Admin Club Member Retired Administrator

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    One more gift for the newly engaged:

     
  24. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic 30 years and counting Club Member

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    Just remember Travis. If you love sex...then when you're right, you're still wrong.
     
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