How's this for a fishing story...

Goes to show you one bad meal in 80 years can kill you

 

nice sturgeon, they are a blast to catch and one Hell of a workout! I've had fish, not as big as that 600lb monster, pull a 27 ft boat almost a mile down river and spin the boat 3 times. I know here in the states, they would have lost the record because of handing the pole off. only one person can reel in a fish for the record to stand.

 

I typically use a sturgeon that size for bait.

 

Are you fishing for Rosie O'Donnell?

 

Rosie's a whiley prey. She prefers a bait that consits of a Mickey D's french fry grease molded into a taco...wait for it, wait for it.... I have hooked the beast twice and each time she surfaced I immediately cut the line, ending any undo suffering to myself.

 

Probably best to cut the line...

why would you want to catch her - you can't eat it or mount it? And you sure as hell don't want a picture to show your friends.

 

So cool that they let it go.

 

Where have you been?^

 

They had to unless they wanted to take a chance and wind up in jail.


I've never seen a fish worth that price!

 

I admit that something is not right with me at times.

She'll let you do anything - if you roll around in enough grease .

Yes I do!

 

I should ban you for that picture.