Help: Identify some of the key differences...

Given how much of an impact automation technology makes on industry, the economy, and our own daily lives, I thought it might be good to highlight one of the stalwarts in modern civilized society. The turnstile.

We could be saving a lot in cap space if we simply invited automation to the process (within league rules). We would be pioneering a whole new way to play the game,

Think about it. They don't require benefits, compensation, health insurance, training, or even food. They do one job, and one job only: block unauthorized access. Granted, unauthorized access is still possible by simply jumping them (waist-high bar turnstiles), but still. They do their job well for the most part.

So I ask, what are some of the key differences between our offensive line and this row of NYPT turnstiles?



I know they don't keep sack statistics for turnstiles, but please...

Please help identify some of the key differences between our offensive line and a row of turnstiles. Thanks in advance.

 

I'll start:

Tyson Clabo


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[TD="colspan: 2"]Date of birth: October 17, 1981 (age 31)[/TD]
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[TD="colspan: 2"]Place of birth: Knoxville, Tennessee[/TD]
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[TD]Height: 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]Weight: 329 lb (149 kg)[/TD]
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1. Is relatively mobile, yet this somehow seems a moot point. Is also automobile.
2. Can impede the advance of a rush (infrequently), yet can also block moving forward
3. Understands English

Hayward LC100 Portable


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[TD="colspan: 2"]Date of birth: Undisclosed[/TD]
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[TD="colspan: 2"]Place of birth: Milford, Connecticut[/TD]
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[TD]Height: 3 ft 6 in (1.07 m)
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[TD="align: center"]Weight: Undisclosed[/TD]
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[TD]Sacks allowed to date: 0[/TD]
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1. Is portable, but not mobile. Also not automobile.
2. Cannot block moving forward
3. Does not understand English

 

There is no foul odor associated with a turnstile (depending on the city you are in).