May sound crazy, but my neighbor who runs like 8 miles a day was hitting me up for a date with: "If II want you to take me out on a dinner date, I guess I'll have to have some BBQ" Nice but it gets weirder: A nice young lady in a Econ class made it clear she likes the cut of my jig..and she is like 19 at most and most likely a DD42 or so. Not 100% that I want to mess around with a relationship ATM....this **** is fun..what next? FWIW, I'm a really really intense sort of fella, and stepped back from messing around with the women for oh..I don know..10yrs or so..still look girls in the eyes though..and hear..you have the prettiest eyes.. So what is up? How to keep things fun, but do not want to have a 1 nighter and **** everything up but still like the ladies? Advice please!!!
As close as any, to me the deal is, do I mess around with this ubber successful chic who is begging for a date, or do I mess around with the chic who is like 19 and has the gorgeous rack? As for the can, as Dos Equis dude would tell you: I rarely brag, but women are all ****ed up
Eh, if u were not a clown... Neighbor, seriously asked me: "So if I want you to take me on a dinner date..." The younger lady: Keep in mind, this is college and she is fresh out of high school..so she winds up making an excuse to set next to..and then asks me if I do not mind..then..she pretty much stalks me around the campus.. X's pretty much told me that I flirt, consciously, or not, and make all sorts of judgments about stuff like: "Did that thing work out for you"? That winds up twisted into..."so, you want to sleep with her...why else would you.."
Grats you might be the only guy who is creepier than me here tonight. Like I said I'll have to get this broad out of here soon..... I got laid this evening BTW
Eh, congrats on getting your clown horn whetted Eh, to me, if I tap the young one, I have months and months of..stuff...if the neighbor asks for a date...no attachment?
Call me a little perverted but whats wrong with nailing them both? Obviously if you want more than your carrot wet go for the NON 19 year old, young girls and drama go hand and hand. Bang them both get pics post them on here and maintain your TP legend.
If you're looking for fun and not a commitment, go with the co-ed. If you try that with the neighbor and she wants more, that could make for some annoyances, since she knows where you live. Besides, co-eds are for fun, neighbors are for borrowing lawnmowers.
Because whether it works out, or not, they will be there everyday. Look at it this way mon/tues/wed/thurs/fri/sat/sun/ "oh hello, we did bump uglies, so how are those flowers going?" Day after day after day..ugh.. And the **** buddy bit does not appeal to me I bring this whole subject up for a simple reason...I make god awful decisions when it comes to women..it is not that I do not attract women, or that I'm painfully shy, it is more I then select the completely wrong one..each time, every time. As my boi Ray ray used to tell me: "they probably trying to throw you some ***** and you don't realize it"
Thing is, the neighbor being a more mature lady already knows things sometimes do not work out, a 19 yr is liable to do anything if things do not pan out, and the semester runs for months longer,.
Take them both out and see how it goes. Find out what they are looking for and see if it matches what your looking for. Your making a bigger deal out of it then it is. Its just dinner and or drinks.
**** them both and if one or both keep bugging you after you want them to go away kill them. Problem solved.
Well, the co-ed took a nice walk, at her invitation, the nieghbor was flirting heavily, this morning and pretty much asking for a date..crazy And Shula Guy, resources are tight tbh with you, she likes sci fi authors, the neigbor is more or less a physical type person for lack of a better phrase The co-ed is all hot and stuff, but seems really really pissed off, the neighbor is, well, I can talk to the co-ed about books and sci fi series, the other one..not so much. Nice walk though, very pleasant, bounced ideas about starting a series of books in mid series then piecing together what happened in the prior books of the series. TBH though like her friend who is very very preggers, feel like she is pretty damn honest: "Being pregnant sucks!!" Funniest thing I've heard in a loong time...
huh? i thought you lived in a cave? be careful. if you split the 19 yo, you will definitely hear Katy Perry and other forms of popular culture you have ignored. you have been warned
If one becomes too clingy, tell them you have over 70 thousand posts on a miami dolphins message board. You will never see them again. You're welcome.
Boom couldn't solve a problem if you paid him, hes British, they complicate everything. Padre, pop um both you tard. Problem solved.
Honestly, Pods, I'd bang the young one and keep your neighbor your neighbor....... temporarily. If your neighbor is as "wanting" as she seems, she'll be even more nuts for you when she sees some young poon leaving your place in the morning. Then when the young poon becomes boring, you can break it off and "open up" to your neighbor about how this young chick "used you for your giant dong and awesome sex". A bottle of wine later and her ankles are behind her ears! You're welcome
I have no suggestion...but I do find it funny that when Padre's talking about football...he's very clear. Talking about women and his posts are harder to follow.
Nah, asked Boom and he just mentioned something about Hanging Pictures on the stairs and crumpets, so I figured, eh, he's speaking British.
Thanx fellas! That co-ed D sized girl? Hmm, suppose I should ignore the "cold sores" even in the multiples?
That's a lie! An ex once told me she got chlamydia from simply hugging a friend of hers. She even got him to confirm this; he's a doctor so he must be right.
Nah, once KilahP got some, then got banned, that sort of told me I'll probably never get laid again...
OK pads , you aren't close to Wally's age then , are you? Lots of bookstores will have authors in before Christmas to do readings or book signings , if you live a major center or University town ,this may be a good "date" option that is inexpensive , provides room for conversation and see how the flirting proceeds. I understand the closeness of both and if it ends quickly or not so smoothly , I would personally once the intent is undeniable , broach that ... you/this is both really appealing and exciting , what would you feel if it stops in this way?
