If you see any Patsie hitmen, I'm sure there are plenty of tiger sharks looking for a meal- and don't worry, it won't hurt the shark; they'll eat anything. Even a Pats fan. Happy Birthday anyway!
Contrary to popular belief sharks actually dont like the taste of Pat fans. Usually why they only take one bite and swim away...
That's why I said tiger shark- they're like the Mikey of the oceans, they'll eat anything...all other sharks would take one sniff and swim away to get away from the stench.