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Hancock

Discussion in 'TV, Music and Movies' started by ILPhinFan88, May 2, 2008.

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  1. May 2, 2008 #1
    ILPhinFan88

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    Columbia Pictures has revealed the full new trailer for Will Smith's superhero action-comedy Han****, opening in theaters on July 2. Directed by Peter Berg, the film co-stars Charlize Theron and Jason Bateman.

    Edgy, conflicted, sarcastic, and misunderstood, Han****'s well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. The public has finally had enough – as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Han**** isn't the kind of man who cares what other people think – until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey (Bateman), and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Facing that will be Han****'s greatest challenge yet – and a task that may prove impossible as Ray's wife, Mary (Theron), insists that he's a lost cause.
    http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=7154


    Trailer...

    http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809801452/video/7633208
     
  2. May 2, 2008 #2
    Pagan

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    LMAO!!! Gotta love the profanity filter! :sidelol:
     
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  3. May 2, 2008 #3
    Rick 1966

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    Wonder what it would do to Alfred Hitch****? :lol:
     
  4. May 6, 2008 #4
    DrAstroZoom

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    How about that Tom Cruise classic ****tail?
     
  5. May 6, 2008 #5
    unluckyluciano

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    **** Fighting Is Wrong!!
     
  6. May 6, 2008 #6
    Dol-Fan Dupree

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    that is awesome. Makes the movie seem really dirty
     
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  7. May 6, 2008 #7
    opfinistic

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    I just ****ed my gun.
     
  8. May 6, 2008 #8
    SICK

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    ****-a-doodle-do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. May 6, 2008 #9
    opfinistic

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    Now everyone don't go off half ****ed and book tickets to the movie yet.
     
  10. May 6, 2008 #10
    HardKoreXXX

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    I ****ed my head to the side when I saw this thread title.
     
  11. May 6, 2008 #11
    DrAstroZoom

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. May 6, 2008 #12
    opfinistic

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    **** .
     
  13. May 6, 2008 #13
    DrAstroZoom

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    Love the new sig.

    (Uh-oh. I've jacked the jacking.)
     
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  14. May 6, 2008 #14
    opfinistic

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    You jacked the **** thread.
     
  15. May 6, 2008 #15
    HULKFish

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! That is rich... Really, quite funny! LOL!!! (oh, sorry, started into my Ron Burgundy persona)

    Will looks pretty dang funny in this one... Very fitting for him. Never even heard of this comic though. His powers seem pretty impressive though.
     
  16. May 6, 2008 #16
    SICK

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    Yeah he really seems ****ed and ready to fire on his enemies.........
     
  17. May 6, 2008 #17
    Phinperor

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    please stop the ****amamie nonsense in this thread already...man i need a ****tail :shifty:
     
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  18. May 6, 2008 #18
    SICK

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    Will everyone just stop all this Poppy**** ?!?!?! Sheesh!
     
  19. May 6, 2008 #19
    HardKoreXXX

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    I heard his side-kick is actually a cute little ****er Spaniel
     
  20. May 6, 2008 #20
    SICK

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    So right now it says its 5:50 pm on my antique Grandfather ****........err clock
     
  21. May 6, 2008 #21
    Colorado Dolfan

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    Oh, no you didn't!

    Speaking of which, did you hear about the prostitute who went blind?

    She was ****eyed... :pity:
     
  22. May 6, 2008 #22
    SICK

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    I wonder how much will smiths autograph goes for?? I would fight someone to get that mans John Han****
     
  23. May 6, 2008 #23
    charlestonphan

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    or my beloved University of South Carolina Game****s
     
  24. May 6, 2008 #24
    charlestonphan

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    dude... speak for yourself
     
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    HardKoreXXX

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    I wonder how long till this thread is moved to Spam.....Sorry, ****!
     
  26. May 6, 2008 #26
    SICK

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    god your just so damn ****y!!!
     
  27. May 7, 2008 #27
    opfinistic

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    I just bought the new Herbie Han**** CD! :woot:
     
  28. May 15, 2008 #28
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    Lock, ****, and Barrel.
     
  29. May 15, 2008 #29
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    Typically a rooster is known as a **** and stands a little bit shorter than 9 inches when measured for his full height...
     
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  30. May 16, 2008 #30
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    So when you said you loved Chris Chambers.....
     
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  31. May 20, 2008 #31
    ILPhinFan88

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  32. May 20, 2008 #32
    Vengeful Odin

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    I think the concept of the movie, a homeless super hero, is genius. I think Will Smith is going to rule in this role. I like Jason Bateman. Pretty excited about the potential for this movie, but I'm a geek.
     
  33. Jun 3, 2008 #33
    ILPhinFan88

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    opfinistic

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    It's a bunch of poppy****.
     
  35. Jun 3, 2008 #35
    Motion

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    I think it looks pretty cool, I'll definitely go see it.
     
  36. Jun 3, 2008 #36
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    Tom Brady is a ****y bastard.
     
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    Brown42000

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    Wasn't looking forward to it at first but the more trailers I see I have become much more interested. It does have Will Smith and he alone could make this movie.
     
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    not many movies will motivate me to spend the $10 for a ticket, I think this one will. An original movie idea.... I love it.
     
  39. Jun 5, 2008 #39
    ILPhinFan88

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    Im lucky, movie tickets here a $6. One good thing about rural southern IL :D
     
  40. Jul 1, 2008 #40
    ILPhinFan88

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    OK, time for you guys to come up with some more Hancock jokes.


    But is anyone gonna go see this movie?
     
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