Guy takes leak on side of road. Snake bites his *****.

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  1. cnc66

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    so cold
     
  2. BuckeyeKing

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  3. HardKoreXXX

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  4. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Video is better than pic!!! ***!
     
  5. opfinistic

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    Cant.
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    Laughing.
     
  6. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Best
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  7. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    hey guys I found the transcript from the snl skit........har har har har

    link
     
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  8. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Ironically you're the Snake Champion...........
     
  9. SICK

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  10. cnc66

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    that's not nearly as cool as Yatzee Champion bro.. THAT rocks.
     
  11. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    I know. I roll the dice better than any of these chumps *cough* enforcer *cough*
     
  12. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Guys we are getting off topic, can we please start talking about snakes biting penises (peni?) Thanks.
     
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  13. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Really? Telling moderators not to hijack threads now are ya? We'll show you! :tantrum:
     
  14. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    What are you gonna do? Get a snake to bite my *****?
     
  15. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    No But Lucky Is Next In Line!!
     
  16. unluckyluciano

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    to get my peni bit? and I don't have to pay you!?! you are the best friend ever.
     
  17. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    You have more than one *****? That is lucky.....
     
  18. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    No, that wasn't the joke.... You jack***. :pity:
     
  19. unluckyluciano

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    hmmm is it couple of peni or peniseseses
     
  20. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    unluckyluciano, Porn Extraordinaire

    unluckyluciano in One Man Orgy

    :pity:
     
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  21. Section126

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    No...but snakes jump. Paranoia is Paranoia.
     
  22. opfinistic

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    It would have to be a helluva jumper to lock on Lucky.
     
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  23. cnc66

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    is opie a peeper?
     
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  24. opfinistic

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    An informed poster, to be exact.
     
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  25. like2god

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    BEST POST EVER :lol: :up:
     
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  27. Frumundah Finnatic

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    The news paper never said he peed, he could have been taking a dump for all we know.

    Which begs yet another question: Does this count as Bestiality as his peni entered the snakes mouth?
     
  28. Pauly

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    More detailed story.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...st-bitten-on-*****-by-deadly-brown-snake.html

    1) It was a tourist, and he was squatting.
    2) The average Aussie would have been standing.
    3) The radio reports were that the reason the snake didn't envonom the wound was that the fang had gone all the way through.

    Australia is fortunate in having many species of venomous creatures, both on land and in the sea, including:

    38 terrestrial snakes, 23 sea snakes, 22 spiders, 4 ants, the honey bee, 3 wasps, 2 beetles(!), 6 scorpions, 2 caterpillars, centipedes, millipedes, mosquitoes, sandflies, thrips and other insects. The platypus and echidna both have venomous defence systems.

    In the coastal waters there are 2 blue-ringed octopuses, 7 jellyfish, cone shells, 2 stonefish, 21 other fishes, 11 rays, starfish including the crown of thorns, corals, anemonies, urchins, stinging sponges, marine worms, leeches, frogs and toads.

    As far as snakes go, Australia is home to the ten most lethal in the world. Struan Sutherland reckons that of the world's top 25 venomous snakes, Australia has 21
     
  29. unluckyluciano

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    soooooooooo when are you going to come over to rock me to sleep? bleh
     
  30. MonstBlitz

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    I can't imagine a much worse thing. Petrified of snakes. Australia sounds like an awesome place to visit, but being home to an awful lot of the most venomous snakes on the planet, I'd never be able to go.
     
  31. Frumundah Finnatic

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    Austrailia seems like a nice place to go, if you want to get kiilled by some animal.
     
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  32. HardKoreXXX

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    Was this tourist French by any chance? I only ask because of the whole 'squatting to pee' thing.
     
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  33. opfinistic

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    I don't know if he was French or not but he did have on this shirt:

    [​IMG]
     
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  34. cnc66

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    I heard that's how they came to be called frogs

    sorry Francois, jess making joke bro...
     
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  35. Pauly

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  36. Vendigo

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    Couldn't be. There are no sharpshooter snakes.
     
  37. Lt Dan

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