Guy takes leak on side of road. Snake bites his *****.

OMG, Aussie's SQUAT TO PEE.. hahahahaha

 

haha that guy has to be traumatized. the trouser snake is no match for the brown snake.

 

This begs the question (yes I have to ask it) if it were your best friend would you suck the poision out? Be honest.

 

Just watched The Andromada Strain on A&E, and a guy was camping a went to use the bathroom and an infected rat bit him on the butt.

 

Snake musta thought it was a baby mouse.

 

***** envy

 

My best friend does not have a *****, but if it were life or death, I would probably do it for my best male friend.

 

So, the stories are true

 

man, poor Greg....

 

What's that supposed to mean?

Jealous that you aren't my best friend or that your best friend just sucks (and not literally). :-P

 

a REAL "best buddy" would never ask, he would die like a man.

 

I have a problem with your symantics Marty, as I was brought up with the Motto

Friends are friends

..and Pals are Pals..

But Buddies sleep together

 

mey, you guys talk funny

 

5 character rule in effect.

 

I swear that dang avatar is gunna give me a seizure some day..

 

which begs another question why do you keep trying to take me camping.....

 

Which begs yet a third question...do you squat when you pee?

 

which begs another question: Maybe......

 

Thats honesty my friend. Kudos to you for being secure (or very unsecure?) enough in your sexuality to su...well you know.

I just pictured that SNL sketch with Alec Baldwin and Adam Sandler, 'Canteen Boy'

 

I still cry when I look at our vacation pictures.

 

Crazy **** happens in the scouts bro... crazy ****

 

hell yeah! Thats where lucky was concieved!

 

I nominate this for thread of the month

 

Snake bites *****? And we can't get a youtube link?

As far as the profanity filter, why can we get away with saying 'would you suck your friend's ***** to get rid of the poison?' But I can't say 'why don't you want to drink my ****tail?'

 

no homo.....but this thread is, infact WORTHLESS without pictures!!!!

 

Best I could come up with on short notice you sick little monkies.

 

Phenomenal!!!!!!

 

All I see is a snake eating an eel. What do you see?

 

Snake eating a pickle...

 

I thought it was pickle too.

 

Do you squat?

 

an eel? hahahahaha dude don't be making up animals..............

 

I always figured you 2 guys were part of the Webelos.

 

No . But I did eat a Brownie once...

 

and thats why hardkore is not allowed within 3 miles of a school.

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