God Has Spoken.....

If I think about getting Tebow, is that a Christian Ponder?

 

How does God feel about a move to TE?..... and a salary reduction?

 

I'm fine with it. The ladies always have known me as a tight end, for sure.

 

But when they're done he is more of a wide receiver!

 

*waits patiently for New Orleans saints gm to join conversation.

 

Hey hey, I may be born in San Francisco, but I like my ladies without ***** thank you very much!

 

Wait, do you mean they make them without those?

 

Satan has spoken:

"You are not going anywhere, young Tebow. You shall stay in Denver for ever! *ha ha ha ha ha -- cough -- ha ha haaa*"

 

I never thought Al would prefer Tebow to stay in DEN.

 

The ladies using you like a Muppet would leave you pretty wide right?

 

Like FSU wide right?

 

Can I get him for a late round pick just so I can turn QB meetings into philosophy lectures and piss off a quarter of the country?

 

Speaking of, I think Gonzo attachments and Hitachis are the greatest thing ever.

 

Oh, you punctuation nazi......

nm

 

I was referring to his sphincter, too.
Made fun of FSU and his butthole in 1 shot. Proud of myself.

 

Well...what would be left of it anyway