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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Phinvader Bill, Oct 29, 2009.

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  1. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    So, I'm sitting at work bored off my *** (I manage a storage facility) and an SUV pulls up, and a guy gets out and opens the back door of it. I went outside thinking it was someone wanting to rent a storage unit. Turns out, its a reporter and cameraman. They asked if they could park in my parking lot to shoot the run down apartment complex across the street. I said sure. Then, they asked me if I rent my house. I said no. So, they told me what story they were working on. Turns out that apartment complexes in Chattanooga are telling people they can't rent apartments if they have guns. I told them what I thought, and they asked if they could just interview me because they liked my answer. I said sure.

    So, they ask me what I think of it, and if I would rent from a place that wouldnt allow guns. I said no. That I would either go somewhere else, or I would just move in anyway because its not like they were going to search the apartment. They then asked me about protection, and what if someone broke in. I said that I would rather have a gun to defend my family if someone broke into my place in the middle of the night rather than having to try to use my fists while trying to wake up at the same time. They asked me if I thought the apartments had a right to make that kind of rule. I said yes they do have a right because its their property, but I as a consumer also had a right to not do business with them. They said thank you, and left. The interview is tonight at 6, and I'll have a link in the next few days.

    Now for the embarassing part. People are going to think that I live in that rat hole apartment complex, and I bet they are going to spin me as some redneck hick who dry humps his guns every night. Also, my hair is messed up because I really need a haircut right now, but the worse part is that I have a cold sore on my lip right now.

    Great. :tantrum: :lol:
     
  2. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    They're gonna think you're from Kentucky! :pointlol:
     
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  3. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    what about your family. They are going to have to disown you now.......
     
  4. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    Please just tell me you didn't have a Dolphins shirt on....
     
  5. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    i bet it had a hole right at the belly button also and he had on one of these hats :

    [​IMG]
    ................ :no:
     
  6. 1armychick

    1armychick New Member

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    At least you weren't at work that was across from a trailer park that was destroyed by a tornado with folks trying to make the "swooshing" sound, right?
     
  7. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    No, I had a 'Unlucky Luciano is cool' shirt on. ;)
     
  8. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Really! lol
     
  9. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    thats even worse, now they'll think you like men................


    wait what?
     
  10. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    That come free with the Taco Bell Blackjack taco?
     
  11. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    lmao! this should def. be interesting. i hope you come across as well as possible. they could edit this and make you look pretty bad if they want. hopefully they do the right thing.
     
  12. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    i wish i'd have like 30 of them by now. Id be set for at least another 3 years clothing wise.
     
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  13. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    I can see him digging the lint out of his bellybutton, say "yep, you sur got tha righ, I luv my gun, they go with my dawgs"
     
  14. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    OMG, why not just where a shirt that says “ Butt Pirates are cool, they like to bury their family jewels deep”
     
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  15. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    ^^^

    Eww
     
  16. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    You know you laughed…..
     
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  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    and then searched for the shirt on amazon......
     
  18. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Yep. I was going to send you one for an early Christmas gift, but they were sold out. Did you buy them?
     
  19. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    now i know you're lying, everyone knows I only celebrate kwanza.
     
  20. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :pity:

    Amazon doesn't take food stampos.
     
  21. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Post the Clip or GTFO
     
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  22. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    I was told that the clip wouldnt be on their site for a few days, and I mentioned that on my first post.. Guess you should learn to read the whole post. Or maybe I should GTFO as you suggest.
     
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  23. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Short term memory loss. That's what he's got.
     
  24. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    way to make him log off hardkore
     
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  25. opfinistic

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    :pity:
     
  26. USArmyFinFan

    USArmyFinFan Maximum Effort

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    Wow, did this thread just get a chill to it......
     
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  27. Phinvader Bill

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    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    ahahaha, that was great! are you actually a "gun enthusiast"?

    the sore wasnt very noticeable, i wouldnt have noticed had you not said it. but you do seem sneaky . "what are they gonna do, they're not gonna check anyway."

    funny stuff.
     
  29. Ultra

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    you should have said "whistle tip goes Woow woooooooooooooooooow" and then driven off down the road recklessly. Also you should have said your name was Bubb Rubb
     
  30. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    Good luck man, and I'll get my laugh outta the way right now.[​IMG]
     
  31. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Naw, you're cool. I guess that meme isn't as universal as I thought?
     
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  32. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    jeez dude they might as well have played a banjo while you talked..........


    I'm in love with you now
     
  33. dolphan117

    dolphan117 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well done man.
     
  34. phinnhedd

    phinnhedd Reality.

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    lol @ Bill S. "Gun Enthusiast"
     
  35. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    I'm thinking of the Prince song....Baby I'm a star!
     
  36. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Please just tell me that you used the Phinvader Bill name...

    Also,I would love it if they changed the questions in post edit and dubbed them over so you are answering something else?

    So, do you like dressing up plastic goats for sexual purposes? Do you think people shoudl be allowed to do this and sell it on the internet?

    Bill : They have a right since it is their propery, but as a consumer, I have a right to not to business with them!"

    Then the caption will read "Phinvader Bill, hates sex"
     
  37. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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  38. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Dubbed question: How do you feel about guns banned in school?

    Answer: I'd bring it in anyway /cut answer there
     
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  39. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    LOL @ Nascar Fan
     
  40. late again

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    Most local viewers now wonder JUST how well you are acquainted with Michael Vick.
     
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