Funny April fools mock draft.

djphinfan · Apr 1, 2014

Miami Dolphins: The Governor, G, Walking Dead
And here we thought the Dolphins were going to clean up their locker room. That apparently was a lie, as owner Stephen Ross proudly announced that the Governor would be joining the team as an interior lineman.

"I've met with the Governor, and he's a class act," Ross said. "The Governor is a great player and an even better person, so I'm glad to have him as a member of the Dolphins."

Hours later, the Governor shot Mike Wallace, strangled Michael Egnew and decapitated Mike Pouncey. This didn't seem to bother Ross.

"I'm sure we don't have all of the knowledge yet, but what we do know is that the Governor is a great individual," Ross said. "Never have I been prouder to be associated with someone as terrific as the Governor."
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Good stuff in there...

http://walterfootball.com/draft2014aprilfools_1.php

djphinfan · Apr 1, 2014

San Francisco 49ers: Richie Incognito, G, Nebraska
San Francisco was supposed to be a safe haven for Jonathan Martin. He played college football there for Jim Harbaugh, after all. Harbaugh was eager to sign him, welcoming him back to the Bay Area with open arms. Apparently, this was all a ruse.

"Jonathan is a wuss, and he needs to be taught a lesson by a real tough guy, and that tough guy is Richie Incognito," Harbaugh smirked. "Richie is going to make him pay for hookers, call him a homo and play pranks on him in the lunch room. It's going to be legendary."

Incongito arrived as quickly as possible, eager to make Martin's life a living hell again. He was disappointed, however, as Martin already cleaned out his locker and bolted.
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Lol..."reunited, and it feels so goooood"

gunn34 · Apr 1, 2014

I laughed at the SF one.

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