Funniest example of Taunting I've ever seen!!

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  1. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    Hopefully I'm not the only one who thinks this clip is hysterically amusing!! I literally have a headache from laughing to tears at this monkey's antics. :sidelol:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7xUh8jOI8M&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7xUh8jOI8M&feature=related[/ame]







    I sometimes use these same shenanigans to pick up women at the beach..... although I haven't found them to be all too effective...... yet. Apparently something about pulling them by the ear and a goose of the rear isn't received kindly. Maybe I should trim my nails...... or introduce myself first. (just thinking aloud)

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  2. ToddsPhins

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    This one is even funnier!! ROFLMFAO

    And ironically enough, this approach doesn't seem to work very well with the ladies either. :no:


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtjMOffC6dM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtjMOffC6dM[/ame]
     
  3. ToddsPhins

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    I'm just gonna make this the funny monkey thread.

    And this is why I don't date monkeys. :shifty:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqhQm3_zXUM&NR=1"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqhQm3_zXUM&NR=1[/ame]
     
  4. ToddsPhins

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    Annnnnd not sure women are fond of this approach either. Although I believe American Express may feel differently.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI&feature=related[/ame]
     
  5. TheColossus

    TheColossus NON !

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    That one of the funniest things I have seen in a while

    brilliant
     
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  6. ToddsPhins

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    Now what woman could resist a nice breeze through her hair in the AM?! I prefer the ole "Fire! Fire!" with the covers over the head routine myself. :shifty:


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA-y6J-KnY&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA-y6J-KnY&feature=related[/ame]
     
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  7. MikeHoncho

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    LOL

    That monkey is so lucky those are cubs.
     
  8. adamprez2003

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    that monkey has a short lifespan I predict
     
  9. ToddsPhins

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    You guys aint kiddin!! It must be a boring day when you have to risk certain death for entertainment. LOL
     
  10. arsenal

    arsenal Sunglasses and advil

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    this video is old as hell, and i remember when i was in college, freshman year, so this is 1998-1999 i was in a computer science class, and i was looking through the computer i was on, and found this monkey.mov file on the computer, so i just clicked it and it was this video, and me and my friend were sitting there and busted out laughing so ****ing hard... the teacher had to get on us to shut up because we kept watching it over and over again and couldn't control ourselves... at the time before youtube or streaming video this was like the greatest thing we'd ever seen... i dont know who put this on that computer but i loved them that year...
     
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  11. ToddsPhins

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    And by the way: whomever complained about the "karate monkey" video which was removed and had me reprimanded for----- Heaven forbid I ACTUALLY make a joke about Jaden Smith's acting ability!! But thank you for twisting it into something racial though. :knucks: Can we as a society finally move the F on and stop having to worry about every word we say being misconstrued as racist?

    If I compared Whitney Houston's last tragedy of a concert to a monkey singing on youtube, would that be racist or would people understand that it's the horrendous singing that's being humorously compared? B/c I know for a fact that if it were a white flailing singer and a monkey, race wouldn't even be an afterthought, and the comparison would be all fun and laughs..... just as the "Tomlinson's end of career plight in NY" thread was light-heartedly compared to that of Rice's demise in Seattle. But I'M deciding to call it racist b/c both players are African American with negative connotations attached. ;) Therefore, please remove any posts involved, mods, b/c singling out 2 men of color who are embarrassing themselves at the end of their career is now racist to me . Thanks.
     
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  12. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    You wanna talk cool monkeys, there can be only one...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-fB34sTmls"]The Trunk Monkey[/ame]
     
  13. ToddsPhins

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    that's friggin funny stuff!
     
  14. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    Like the Suicide Monkey vid, pretty funny. Unfortunately the sequel wasn't as good as the original.

    Suicide Monkey 2

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  15. adamprez2003

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    I win

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk"]YouTube- Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys! - Weird Nature - BBC animals[/ame]


    more evolved monkeys

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM&feature=related"]YouTube- THE ULTIMATE DRUNK PEOPLE COMPILATION VIDEO EVER!!![/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM9wx3slsOA&feature=related"]YouTube- The Drunken People Compilation[/ame]
     
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  16. ToddsPhins

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    Nice touch on the "more evolved monkeys" spin. :lol:

    PS: I love the ad for the "alcohol counselor career" on the 2nd one. I wouldn't mind being paid to teach others how to get s#!t-faced like that. Where do I sign up?
     
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  17. ToddsPhins

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    AP,
    My favorite of the inebriated is at the 51 second mark where the one drunk heroic fool tries to catch the other one from falling, only to whiff his attempt and ironically fall down in the process.

    Does the last guy in #1 get a pass from taking "walk the straight line test" b/c he accidentally lost his balance and concussed himself? Just curious of the "legalities" of that one. :shifty:
     
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  18. adamprez2003

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    my favorites are the 2:24 of the 2nd (the guy who falls into the puddle) human one and the last guy in #1 :lol:

    i could never be a cop. someone that drunk i couldnt arrest. i would just drive him home
     
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  19. MikeHoncho

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  21. ToddsPhins

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    lmao. Economically speaking, I would think bananas are easier on the pocket than an Amex, so I could see the monkey allure. :shifty:

    Seth, by "guy" are you referring to our very own brother DJ? :lol:

    Just kiddin Deej.
     
  22. anlgp

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    I think it's more like "I know this guy who enjoys this stuff and if you send him over this way he'd love to experience something like that".

    :shifty:

    Meanwhile seth sits at home alone and waits for his newfound friend to show up :)

    Happy 4th seth :D
     
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  23. Frumundah Finnatic

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    another boring day in the jungle I suppose.
     

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