Ever notice how die-hard fans say things that sound absurd to everyone but themselves? Who are these delusional people kidding?! Well, here are a couple qoutes/ paraphrases from Jets fans I've heard or read the last few days. Feel free to add your own. On facing the Phins next season: " The Jets suffered monumental collapses against the Dolphins in both games this past season. If it wasn't for another late defensive meltdown in one game and the kickoff coverage squad forgetting to tackle in the other, the Jets would've swept them this past season. They should be able to beat the Fins at home." On aquiring Porter if he is released: "Hell no! We don't need a trash talking player in our locker room! It'll ruin the team's chemistry!"