some colorful language for the up-coming season Euphemisms for 2009:: 1) Tandem from Hell (Ricky & Ronnie) 2) Orca-5 (Long-Smiley-Grove-Thomas-Carey) 3) Triad of Trouble (Taylor, Wake, Porter) 4) the Pennington Renaissance (Chad Pennington) 5) WildCatPat (Pat White) 6) Competition is the Elixir of Success! (rebuilding philosophy) 7) Let there be blood! (smash in the mouth playing philosophy) 8) kippered (Mel Kiper) any negative statement about the Dolphins 9) the Silent One ( the Big Tuna, Bill Parcells) 10) The Association (Front Office) 11) the PancakeMonster (Carey) 12) Hammer & Anvil (Wilson & Bell) given that things may not pan out in all circumstances, j (just to brighten things up) I thought it would be fun to create some potential euphemisms to carry into the new season. got any good ones?
SMASHCAT!!!! for the people who think this offense is a gimmick... I like to referre to what were doing on offense as the "Hybrid"
I always liked "Reach out and touch someone" for Yeremiah Bell, given he shares the same last name of Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.
Hate to be the language police, but these are not euphemisms. They're just nicknames. A euphemism is is a substitution of an agreeable or less offensive expression in place of one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the listener. For example, it is harsh to say that grandma is dead, so we say she, "passed away". Buying a "pre-owned vehicle" sounds better than a "used car". That's all I got to say about that.
Friend Gardenhead is right: there is a difference between a euphemism & a nickname & catch phrases. Maybe they would more properly be considered euphemistic to opposing teams on the receiving end of these entities. I used the word stretching the definition in an attempt to bridge a spectrum of play on words & catch phrases. Just trying to add a little color to the forum.
He's started a one-man campaign to change the name of "flip cup" to "Attempting to invert the drinking carton by 180 degrees...game". Opinions are mixed.