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Engrish Please! - Funny Images

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  1. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    What a great site...so many funny images and of course translations?:

    http://www.engrish.com/

    Q. What is Engrish?

    A. Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

    Q. Is Engrish found only in Japan?

    A. No, Engrish can be found all over the world, but the vast majority of the really funny and creative Engrish is from Japan. The webmaster has seen many examples of Engrish from around the world, but most are not fit for Engrish.com (ie – they are not funny enough). People are invited to send in Engrish from other countries (including the US) - if some really good examples come in, Engrish.com will be happy to post them.

    Luggage Check, Uncle Charlie Check
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    No Smiling
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    If Dead Go to Morgue
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    Screw You
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    Good Food
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    :sidelol:
     
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  2. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    I.P. Freely
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  3. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Over there ok
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  4. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    They make it so easy over there:
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  5. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Say it aint so
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  6. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Some things you want to do yourself
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  7. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Funny site. This was posted somewhere else (couldve been in the JTT thread)

    Whats really great are the CD's you can buy in Japan. For some reason its required to have song lyrics posted in all of the linear notes. Not all bands readily provide their lyrics so the results are often very funny.
     
  8. BigDogsHunt

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    Always wondered where Mrs Crabtree ended up
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  9. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Cheaper to own Crapton over there: She dont rie, she dont rie, she dont rie....cocaine
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  10. DrAstroZoom

    DrAstroZoom Canary in a Coal Mine Luxury Box

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    I love it teh Engrish.

    Hey! I know that guy!

    You mean liner notes? :lol:

    I think when you use a malapropism to describe a malapropism, you should get an award, so here you go:

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  11. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Thats EXACTLY what I was going for. Thank God someone here gets my humor :shifty:
     
  12. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    this site is great. i get a ton of great photos from there
     
  13. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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  14. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

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    That site is one of my favorites! :yahoo:

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    And one of my personal favorites:

    BEER!
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  15. PMZQ

    PMZQ Banned

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    Hilarious thread, please keep it going :up:
     
  16. The Aqua Crush

    The Aqua Crush New Member

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    Ed Zachary Disease


    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

    She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

    Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.


    So she went to see him and upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.

    The woman did as she was told.



    'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.



    Again the woman did as she was instructed.



    Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.



    So she did.



    Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary disease.

    Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.



    Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?



    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ***.


    EDIT: Sorry its not a photo, but figured it fit the bill anyways :)
     
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  17. arsenal

    arsenal Sunglasses and advil

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    most.confusing.sign.ever
     
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