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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by McLovin, Sep 12, 2014.
but you gave it to her.
...and her husband
You're like Paul Rudd on 40 year old virgin when they're talking about sex stories. "I laid her down and passionately kissed her ear lobes while we made love. It was magical."
Come on, man! No one wants to hear that ****!
My reason, though: Small ****
Come to think of it, the only times I've ever been really sad after getting dumped was when that girl had big ol titties. I like big ****.
Big giant boobs.
Thats extra hilarious, because the first time I saw the movie, I immediately compared myself, prior to meeting my wife, to Rudd's character. In my group of friends in my early to mid 20s, that was me, lol.
Dumped one because she started smoking, was like licking a ashtray.
I was with a girl the other night who is a smoker and, not joking, her breath smelled like a cat **** box. Luckily, my dick doesn't have a sense of smell. Amirite?
.... nor a sense of sight.
I'm with Unlucky..... never the dumper... only dumpee... :sadpanda:
Is this CashinFists Alt?
such a nice wedding
Not my problem.................
I just use the pull out method to protect against getting aids when I take Sicks sloppy's.
Didn't like her nose... she was really good looking until she turned her head. Couldn't get over that schnauzer...
Dumped another because her boobs were smaller than I like and lacked enough symmetry... and don't get me started on those GD thick *** bra's that are false advertisement...
Another due to the gelatinous quality of her lips. Freaked me out when we were kissing.
Another had really ugly legs - met her in the winter, dumped her after seeing what she was hiding...
Another cause she went and got a tacky looking butterfly tattoo on her tummy over her bush.
Hated the toes on another... her second toe was longer than her big toe. Was weird looking.
No wonder women say men are bastards... lol...
Dude! a girl that can smoke a cigarette with her vagina is a keeper.
Bry likes it when she says she can feel the cigarette.
this has maynard written all over it.
Seriously? No dead hooker jokes yet?
Disappointed in you people...
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You've been reading that forum of rejects.......amirite?
Why would anyone dump a dead hooker? They're free and let you stick it anywhere at no extra charge!
Wait... but if they're free then they can't be hookers... which means you're not having sex with a dead hooker... you're just having sex with a cadaver, and that definitely crosses the threshold of being morally unacceptable. knowwhutImsayin.
That you have no morals and are either cruising morgues or funeral homes...
That from experience you know the difference.
What, who hasn't had a hooker flatline on them mid hump?
That's so 1998. I find Suicide Anonymous alleviates that pesky rigor mortis issue TBH.
Used to work with a guy that only went to seedy bars 30 mins or so before closing time to get laid. He always brought back something to hump. He'd brag about how bad some of then were. *shudders*
Yeah, sounds like this one dude around here. Ever been to West Virginia?
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99% of my experience in bars was in WV.
I find this incredibly funny. Does that make me a sicko?
why'd you leave out the "mid hump" part? Was it a BBBJCOT instead?
urban dictionary will help you RGF
and the T stands for Todd.
Oh, now I got it. Fine tool that Google. Cant believe I never heard that before even though I`ve been a no good disrespectful rat bastard most of my life. And I say that in a loving way, of course.
Probably because you prefer TUMA and FUTB right before you BBBJCIMNQNS..... which is why I'd never let McHatin drink from the same straw as me... or let him feed me nachos.