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Dumbest reason you dumped someone

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by McLovin, Sep 12, 2014.

  1. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    ok team, I expect another trophy case thread.


    I once dumped a girl because when she would use her fork overhand, almost like a shovel.
     
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  2. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    There's a McLovin dated fat girls joke in here somewhere.
     
  3. McLovin

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    just remember buddy, yours ends where mine bends.
     
  4. DenverDolfan

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    She walked too slow. We'd go out somewhere and walk down the street and I'd turn around and she's 20 feet behind me.
     
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  5. SICK

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    Aids
     
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  6. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I dumped my ex-girlfriend from HS several months ago because I didn't like the sex with her. She makes $82k/yr has a $150k house that's paid for and her parents are multi-millionaires.

    For her:

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  7. McLovin

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    just one aid or multiple?
     
  8. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    LOL. That's a good reason!
     
  9. McLovin

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    and for the entertainment value, we are glad you did.
     
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  10. 305

    305 Ryan F'n Tannehill Club Member

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    Go away.. 'batin.
    Man.. there were some good ones in highschool... The best was probably I started dating a girl when her menstrual cycle ended and dumped her approximately 25 days later.
     
  11. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    These are the texts right after I dumped her...

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  12. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    KILLING ME means is code for destroying her vagina. Lmao
     
  13. McLovin

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    lol
     
  14. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. CashInFist

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    I only ****ed her like 4 times since HS. I cheated on her back then with everyone I could including her best friend. LOL
     
  16. 305

    305 Ryan F'n Tannehill Club Member

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    Go away.. 'batin.
    Im assuming youre the grey txt?
     
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  17. SICK

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    Cash **** off, you have your Trailer.......errr I mean thread already on here.
     
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  18. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You Club Member

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    That's a lot of cousins...
     
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  19. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Jeez SICK... I don't like being talked to like that... WTF???
     
  20. ToddPhin

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    Didn't know you were that considerate. You surprise me everyday, Chris.
     
  21. ToddPhin

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    *you misspelled I found out we're not related*
     
  22. MikeHoncho

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    Pleasantly surprised by the lack of serial-killer-related jokes.
     
  23. Sethdaddy8

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    That's harsh bro...










    Unless it was "full blown." Then you were left no choice.
     
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  24. McLovin

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    Marlboro, skoal, Budweiser, tractor pulls.




    feel better?
     
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  25. CashInFist

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    I'm fine Spanky. But, that was uncalled for.
     
  26. McLovin

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    Now you get sensitive?

    Really?

    That was the line?
     
  27. MikeHoncho

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    *waiting patiently for maynard to post
     
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  28. 305

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    Go away.. 'batin.
    Nobody has dumped someone solely because the creation of this thread yet? Im disappointed...
     
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  29. DePhinistr8

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    Best reason: This girl was taking my antibiotics I had for a sinus infection because apparently some antibiotics counter the effects of the birth control she was taking.

    Worst reason: hmmm....this chick had stretch marks on her boobs, and I just couldn't get over that...
     
  30. CashInFist

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    That pissed me off...
     
  31. McLovin

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    Ok bro.... I gotta ask...


    Have you read the thread called:

    An 18 year old girl likes me tell me why or why not.
     
  32. Fin D

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    At this point, I'm not even sure you have the right to be pissed off.
     
  33. McLovin

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    I know right.


    I'm actually quite offended that he thinks he can be offended.
     
  34. Alex44

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    I dumped McLovin after 3 years of a long distance relationship when I found out he was:

    A) A man in a wig
    B) A Patriot fan.
     
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  35. Fin-Omenal

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    Thee...Ohio State University

    Is it awkward at the family reunions?
     
  36. McLovin

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    Stop lying alex.


    I posted both those things in the craigslist ad you responded to.
     
  37. Unlucky 13

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    Never dumped anyone. I have a great marriage, so hopefully I'll go through life not needing to ever do that.
     
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  38. ToddPhin

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    it's called a toupee', stoopid. This isn't British Parliament.
     
  39. ToddPhin

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    36 and never dumped anyone? This has potential.
     
  40. Unlucky 13

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    LOL. Dumped several times. One mutual breakup. Single a lot. Then I met my wife.
     
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