Dolphins to face the 'ol Fist Pumper??

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PhinGeneralPhinGeneralsubscriberOP
Sep 15, 2014, 08:46 AM

Veering away from the *****ing about yesterday's game for a minute, there's rumors starting to emerge that Raiders owner Mark Davis isn't happy with Dennis Allen and that he could get the ax very soon. If that's the case, the new interim head coach is expected to be none other than Tony Sparano.

That would certain add a bit more intrigue to our game in a few weeks, and if we can hold them to FG's, some fist pumping.

Alex44Alex44New Member
Sep 15, 2014, 09:37 AM

Feel bad for anyone who coaches that team. The alent level os extremely low, unpolished rookie QB, and the owner expects to win.

On the draft Quentin Rollins bandwagon.

Ohio FanaticOhio Fanaticsubscriber
Sep 15, 2014, 11:18 AM

If that scenario plays out and we lose on the road to Tony Sparano, I'm canceling my Sunday Ticket.
However, that's a very unlikely scenario.

testing

Vertical LimitVertical Limitforum_veteran
Sep 15, 2014, 11:22 AM

I feel bad for Derek Carr, the kid has talent and it's getting wasted on that team. It's too bad too, since he got drafted by his childhood favorite team and it doesn't look like he will get another chance unless he magically turns the rest of his offense into football players instead of blocking sleds/bags.

schmoliootschmoliootsubscriber
Sep 15, 2014, 11:56 AM

Reggie Mackenzie is the failure.

Lots of teams have to clear the decks due to a bad salary cap situation, but they also then bring in talent.

Their drafts have been terrible. Their strategy has been terrible, borderline incompetent. Seriously, despite $40 million in cap space they failed to franchise either Jared Veldheer or Lamarr Houston, arguably their two best players and ended up losing both in free agency.

KeyFinKeyFinforum_veteran
Sep 15, 2014, 12:23 PM

I can't help smiling every time I think about Sparano. ****ty coach, but great guy, and one heck of a fist pump.

Winning football games at any level comes down to winning in the trenches.

DPlus47DPlus47subscriber
Sep 15, 2014, 01:21 PM

"KeyFin wrote:

I can't help smiling every time I think about Sparano. ****ty coach, but great guy, and one heck of a fist pump.

He's the Dolphins coach who won the division most recently, FWIW. Apparently, that's not worth much of anything.

I'm glad he's no longer the head coach, but I'm still not sure they have replaced him with someone better.

GARDENHEADGARDENHEADsubscriber
Sep 15, 2014, 02:55 PM

"KeyFin wrote:

I can't help smiling every time I think about Sparano. ****ty coach, but great guy, and one heck of a fist pump.

One of the finest there ever was...

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you where you want to go, but it’s messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, it stinks, the entire time you’ll be wishing you weren’t there, and not everybody along for the ride is going to make it to the end. - Quote stolen from Deadspin

MrCleanMrCleansubscriber
Sep 15, 2014, 05:10 PM

"schmolioot wrote:

Reggie Mackenzie is the failure.

Lots of teams have to clear the decks due to a bad salary cap situation, but they also then bring in talent.

Their drafts have been terrible. Their strategy has been terrible, borderline incompetent. Seriously, despite $40 million in cap space they failed to franchise either Jared Veldheer or Lamarr Houston, arguably their two best players and ended up losing both in free agency.

Their draft this year was one of the better ones in the league.

“... I hope I never ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

SkapePhinSkapePhinforum_veteran
Sep 15, 2014, 05:15 PM

"Ohio Fanatic wrote:

If that scenario plays out and we lose on the road to Tony Sparano, I'm canceling my Sunday Ticket.
However, that's a very unlikely scenario.

I hadn't even considered this scenario, but if it happens, we WILL lose to Sparano. These things ALWAYS work out that way, just like Sparano's first game against the Dolphins with the Jets, and Culpepper's epic revenge game with the Raiders. Sickening to ponder.

SkapePhinSkapePhinforum_veteran
Sep 15, 2014, 05:16 PM

"DPlus47 wrote:

He's the Dolphins coach who won the division most recently, FWIW. Apparently, that's not worth much of anything.

I'm glad he's no longer the head coach, but I'm still not sure they have replaced him with someone better.

I'll tell you what, I'd take Sparano as HC over Philbin. At least Sparano can give a pep talk without reading off cue cards...

schmoliootschmoliootsubscriber
Sep 15, 2014, 05:25 PM

"MrClean wrote:

Their draft this year was one of the betters ones in the league.

We'll see. Overall McKenzie has been terrible.

Probably worse than Ireland.

and the last two off seasons they traded for Matt Flynn and Matt Schaub, paid their exorbitant salaries and played neither of them. It's a terribly run organization from the top down.

Mark Davis is probably the only owner Ross can point at and laugh

Serpico JonesSerpico Jonesforum_veteran
Sep 15, 2014, 05:41 PM

Reggie McKenzie has been a complete disaster in Oakland.

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