If you had to take a drink every time a particular Dolphin made a great play, which Dolphin would you pick to.... 1) Get you the most drunk or 2) Get you the least drunk?
I think it may end up being Timmons or Wake for #1. Offense has too many weapons and spreads it around. For number 2, I'd agree. But once Pouncey is out, I'll take the backup center who has to start.
1 & 2) Every time Landry makes a +5 yard play, breaks a tackle or scores a TD, you drink. Every time he catches a screen, get stopped before 5 yards or the announcers mention "Landry contract extension", someone else drinks. Everyone would be ****-faced by halftime.
How about we just chug every time something good happens and hope we're ****faced when the games over?
