Dan doesn't give a care about ball inflation

Pretty sure Marino likes Brady. But yeah, I loved his attitude about manipulating the ball. He doesn't GAF, will throw whatever ball you give him.

 

Dan Marino could throw a pancake through a brick wall, for a touchdown.

 

Link?

 

I agree with Marino.

 

Only in my sweaty late-night fantasies.

 

that's not a pancake, it's your p****.

that's not a brick wall, it's a pancake.

that's not a touchdown....

 

also, I hope you wear a sweatsuit to bed.

 

I think meister got the story wrong. I was there:

I was in a public restroom at a restaurant where the urinals were separated by a brick wall. Marino was pissing next to me and we talked about how good the pancakes were in the restaurant because, that's just what dudes do amid "mid-stream".

Anyway, one thing led to another, and he asks me if I wanted to see something cool. And of course, I was like, "Hell yeah!". So, like a bat out hell, a fleshy cylindrical object bursts through that brick wall next to my urinal. Nine months later, I'm pregnant. But I'm a dude, and it was Marino.

It wasn't a pancake. We TALKED pancakes.

I guess what I am saying is that Marino was so good that he could shoot a load through a brick wall and get a guy pregnant. I guess that's what I'm saying. I guess......

 

For GOD'S SAKE MAN!!! We can't rely on guesses! This is IMPORTANT!!!! So tell us... did the baby have an arm like a cannon???

 

I'm proud to show you Danny Constantine 4.0.

His cannon has not quite developed enough to throw footballs, but he is a growing boy. I'm a proud momma poppa.....

 

In other news, we signed former pitcher, Man Darino, to a QB try-out.

Cocky bastid claims he can fling a flapjack thru a brickwall for a TD...

 

Icarus flew too high, now Dan has Aunt Jemimah in his ear about flapjack support.

 

He looks like a Telenovela villain


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