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Creepy Old Naked Dudes at the Gym...WTF?!

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by Sethdaddy8, Jul 11, 2009.

  1. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 New Member

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    Let me start by saying that I am no homo-phobe. I have several gay and lesbian friends...family even. But I do not want to see creepy old guys and their old dangling sacks hangin out in the locker rooms as if they're in a nudist colony. They hang out there more freely than I do alone in my own bathroom.

    and today I used the sauna, as Im trying to cut some weight.

    BIG MISTAKE. This one dude, i kid you not. he comes in(its just me in there). he takes his towel off, old gross sack floppin. he puts his leg up, and dries off, giving me a most unwanted show. and then simply walks out!

    was he like doing some gross, gay test with me? was he throwing a message, where i obviously and thoroughly must have rejected? wtf? do dudes fool around in there?!!! its a gym, im trying to do my workout, and shed some water weight in a sauna. its not a pick-up joint. i felt like snapping the prick in two. goto a bar for ***, and put your damn junk away you old bastards!!!

    anyone else have issues with this in their gym? is this a generation thing?
     
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  2. unluckyluciano

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    i have walked into the gym bathroom to see unwanted things. One of those being an older chubby dude butt *** naked talking to another older guy. I too said wtf????? I thinkw hen you get old you just stop giving a rats ***, but thats just my opinion.
     
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  3. DonShula84

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    Same issue at my gym. I understand changing in a locker room and nudity being a part of that. But needlessly walking across the entire locker room naked with a towel thrown over your shoulder is a bit ridiculous.

    I've ranted on this many a time in my life lol. It just baffles me.
     
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  4. Sethdaddy8

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    one time, this dude was shaving butt *** naked. mind you, the sinks were kind of in a more public area of the locker room. i mean, i always keep a towel on when i shave at home. this ***-wipe is naked, in the busiest section of the locker room shaving. gimme a break.
     
  5. Muck

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  6. azfinfanmang

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    Seth was that you?
    Next time don't wink at me on the sqiat rack like that

    Seriously, I don't EVER go I'm the Sauna or whirlpool at public gym

    There was actually a gym in Tucson that got shut down for a short time by the health dept. Two guys were caught in the Jacuzzi COMPLETELY in the act I guess. I wasn't there the day it happened, but of course I heard ALL about it
     
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  7. Ronnie Bass

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    That's why I always try to get the first open locker I see, the closer to the exit I am the better. Some of the stuff I see in there is repulsive.
     
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  8. cnc66

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    hahaha, soon, the mirror won't be your friend either.. if you think that stuff is repulsive now, wait until it is YOU.
     
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  9. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 New Member

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    i go to a really cool gym. its got great free weights, with all the spa essentials. the owner is a beast bodybuilder/power lifter, and a great guy. theres a lot of young, serious lifters. i would have really thought the madam butterfly antics in the mens room would be too intimidating to pull because of the guys roaming around here.
     
  10. Sethdaddy8

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    this is why im pro-tattoos.

    some argue that "it looks silly when you get older" and it gets faded and blotchy and all. but the fact is, i myself wont be much to look at anyway! who cares if theres an ink blot on my gross wrinkled self.
     
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  11. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Great thread. I too have been blinded by sights in the locker room that no man should have to endure. I've seen a guy walk..no flip flops.. up to a urinal butt azz naked to pee. I've seen a dude sit down on the tile floor in the steam room and start doing streaches.

    I once seen some old dude in the whirlpool by himself wearing a snorkle and googles. WTF???:no:
     
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  12. cnc66

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    oh nooo.. mask and snorkle Den ?? OMG...
     
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  13. Sethdaddy8

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    that should be punishable by death
     
  14. unluckyluciano

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    maybe cnc was looking for loose change......................
     
  15. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    The Ballys in WPB had issues with some non-hetero sexual shenanigans going on in the sauna recently. Be glad you didn't walk in on a rusty trombone session bro.
     
  16. Section126

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    Yep...this is a problem.....

    but I played football in high school...and equally a problem is the unneccessary nudity in the lockeroom.

    just not needed and hurts self esteem as well.
     
  17. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I remember you, but we called you 1.26, not 126.
     
  18. Section126

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    I knew I needed to chub up.
     
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  19. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Yeah it's tough when you can run into a wall with an erection nose first.
     
  20. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    REP! :hi5:
     
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  21. slickj101

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    Yet another advantage of having weights at your house.
     
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  22. opfinistic

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    .....so you can invite the old creepy guys home with you? :pity: I did not expect this from you bro.
     
  23. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Na they keep turning me down.

    Something about me not owning a pair of New Balance's and not having enough ear and nose hair. :pity:
     
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  24. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Mention you've got 'Member's Only' jackets in mint condition back at the pad, Freestyle swears that works.
     
  25. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Somewhere on another board there is a thread about "Insecure Young Men At The Gym"
     
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  26. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :pity:

    I've told Marty, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' Will he ever learn?
     
  27. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Ah memories. Crusing around in my Cutless Supreme wearing my Members only jacket listening to the Little River Band and reminiscing.:up:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5RDn5Y0D_0"]YouTube - Little River Band - Reminiscing (1978)[/ame]
     
  28. Sethdaddy8

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    my insecurities have nothing to do with old dudes putting their junk on parade in front of me.
     
  30. unluckyluciano

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    no but you having a wide stance and hanging out in stalls does.

    problem solved.
    /end thread
     
  31. Sethdaddy8

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    pipe down and get back to moppin up grey pubes in the steam room.
     
  32. Alex44

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    It was a joke :tongue2:
     
  33. Sethdaddy8

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    as was mine. im not insecure!










    :jump:
     
  34. Anonymous

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    Funny thread. Weird, but funny.
     
  35. opfinistic

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    We hear that a lot.
     
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  36. Stringer Bell

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    I played football and bball in HS, so it doesn't really bother me. Although at Spanish River, a teammate used to go around putting his junk in everyone's face. THAT bothered me.
     
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  37. opfinistic

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    :sad: Been meaning to say 'I'm sorry' about that.
     
  38. Den54

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    Did you get drunk off all that junk
    All that junk all that junk
    Did ya drunk or did ya get ill
    With all that junk up in your grill
    In ya grill in ya grill

    That junk that junk
    That swinging hairy junk
     
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  39. NaboCane

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    :lol: I went to a swanky spa in Vegas, supposed to be one of the top spas in the world.

    Now, I'm pretty worldly - I know what the spa experience should be, been to many and had all kinds of treatments, lots of spa experiences.

    This one, though...

    Get there and there are no lockers...like, what ****ing world do these people live in that no one steals from anyone else?!

    And then, the hot tub...a large, communal, tub for men only.

    Where men are sitting there naked with men.

    With pubic hairs aplenty swirling amongst the bubbles.

    Not even kidding.

    The capper was this one guy; Mediterranean, maybe Arab or Israeli. So much body hair you could hardly see skin. His pubic region was so dense you couldn't see his...stuff.

    And he was naked, alternating between the tub and the sauna.

    Did I use the tub?

    No.
     
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  40. Sethdaddy8

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    i had no idea you were so "fancy".
     
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