Creepy Old Naked Dudes at the Gym...WTF?!

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Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum VeteranOP
Jul 11, 2009, 12:41 AM

Let me start by saying that I am no homo-phobe. I have several gay and lesbian friends...family even. But I do not want to see creepy old guys and their old dangling sacks hangin out in the locker rooms as if they're in a nudist colony. They hang out there more freely than I do alone in my own bathroom.

and today I used the sauna, as Im trying to cut some weight.

BIG MISTAKE. This one dude, i kid you not. he comes in(its just me in there). he takes his towel off, old gross sack floppin. he puts his leg up, and dries off, giving me a most unwanted show. and then simply walks out!

was he like doing some gross, gay test with me? was he throwing a message, where i obviously and thoroughly must have rejected? wtf? do dudes fool around in there?!!! its a gym, im trying to do my workout, and shed some water weight in a sauna. its not a pick-up joint. i felt like snapping the prick in two. goto a bar for ass, and put your damn junk away you old bastards!!!

anyone else have issues with this in their gym? is this a generation thing?

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jul 11, 2009, 01:10 AM

i have walked into the gym bathroom to see unwanted things. One of those being an older chubby dude butt ass naked talking to another older guy. I too said wtf????? I thinkw hen you get old you just stop giving a rats ass, but thats just my opinion.

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

Jul 11, 2009, 01:18 AM

Same issue at my gym. I understand changing in a locker room and nudity being a part of that. But needlessly walking across the entire locker room naked with a towel thrown over your shoulder is a bit ridiculous.

I've ranted on this many a time in my life lol. It just baffles me.

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jul 11, 2009, 01:23 AM

one time, this dude was shaving butt ass naked. mind you, the sinks were kind of in a more public area of the locker room. i mean, i always keep a towel on when i shave at home. this ass-wipe is naked, in the busiest section of the locker room shaving. gimme a break.

MuckMuckRetired Admin
Jul 11, 2009, 10:57 AM

I've heard of it before.

:shifty:

Make the throwback uniforms permanent!

azfinfanmangazfinfanmangLuxury Box
Jul 11, 2009, 06:52 PM

Seth was that you?
Next time don't wink at me on the sqiat rack like that

Seriously, I don't EVER go I'm the Sauna or whirlpool at public gym

There was actually a gym in Tucson that got shut down for a short time by the health dept. Two guys were caught in the Jacuzzi COMPLETELY in the act I guess. I wasn't there the day it happened, but of course I heard ALL about it

Ronnie BassRonnie BassLuxury Box
Jul 11, 2009, 06:56 PM

That's why I always try to get the first open locker I see, the closer to the exit I am the better. Some of the stuff I see in there is repulsive.

cnc66cnc66Luxury Box
Jul 11, 2009, 07:03 PM

"Ronnie Bass wrote:

That's why I always try to get the first open locker I see, the closer to the exit I am the better. Some of the stuff I see in there is repulsive.

hahaha, soon, the mirror won't be your friend either.. if you think that stuff is repulsive now, wait until it is YOU.

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jul 12, 2009, 01:15 PM

i go to a really cool gym. its got great free weights, with all the spa essentials. the owner is a beast bodybuilder/power lifter, and a great guy. theres a lot of young, serious lifters. i would have really thought the madam butterfly antics in the mens room would be too intimidating to pull because of the guys roaming around here.

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jul 12, 2009, 01:19 PM

"cnc66 wrote:

hahaha, soon, the mirror won't be your friend either.. if you think that stuff is repulsive now, wait until it is YOU.

this is why im pro-tattoos.

some argue that "it looks silly when you get older" and it gets faded and blotchy and all. but the fact is, i myself wont be much to look at anyway! who cares if theres an ink blot on my gross wrinkled self.

DEDen54Supporter
Jul 13, 2009, 06:43 AM

Great thread. I too have been blinded by sights in the locker room that no man should have to endure. I've seen a guy walk..no flip flops.. up to a urinal butt azz naked to pee. I've seen a dude sit down on the tile floor in the steam room and start doing streaches.

I once seen some old dude in the whirlpool by himself wearing a snorkle and googles. WTF???:no:

cnc66cnc66Luxury Box
Jul 13, 2009, 07:06 AM

oh nooo.. mask and snorkle Den ?? OMG...

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jul 13, 2009, 01:46 PM

"Den54 wrote:

Great thread. I too have been blinded by sights in the locker room that no man should have to endure. I've seen a guy walk..no flip flops.. up to a urinal butt azz naked to pee. I've seen a dude sit down on the tile floor in the steam room and start doing streaches.

I once seen some old dude in the whirlpool by himself wearing a snorkle and googles. WTF???:no:

that should be punishable by death

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jul 13, 2009, 02:12 PM

"Den54 wrote:

I once seen some old dude in the whirlpool by himself wearing a snorkle and googles. WTF???:no:

maybe cnc was looking for loose change......................

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


Charlie: If you're not as educated or as informed what you do is you start your own party and you yell the loudest.

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Jul 13, 2009, 02:14 PM

The Ballys in WPB had issues with some non-hetero sexual shenanigans going on in the sauna recently. Be glad you didn't walk in on a rusty trombone session bro.

Section126Section126Luxury Box
Jul 15, 2009, 12:33 PM

Yep...this is a problem.....

but I played football in high school...and equally a problem is the unneccessary nudity in the lockeroom.

just not needed and hurts self esteem as well.

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opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Jul 15, 2009, 12:58 PM

"Section126 wrote:

Yep...this is a problem.....

but I played football in high school...and equally a problem is the unneccessary nudity in the lockeroom.

just not needed and hurts self esteem as well.

I remember you, but we called you 1.26, not 126.

Section126Section126Luxury Box
Jul 15, 2009, 01:01 PM

"opfinistic wrote:

I remember you, but we called you 1.26, not 126.

I knew I needed to chub up.

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DEDen54Supporter
Jul 15, 2009, 08:12 PM

Yeah it's tough when you can run into a wall with an erection nose first.

cnc66cnc66Luxury Box
Jul 15, 2009, 08:40 PM

"unluckyluciano wrote:

maybe cnc was looking for loose change......................

REP! :hi5:

slickj101slickj101Forum Veteran
Jul 15, 2009, 11:49 PM

Yet another advantage of having weights at your house.

Silence

It's ******* Golden.

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Jul 16, 2009, 08:48 AM

"slickj101 wrote:

Yet another advantage of having weights at your house.

.....so you can invite the old creepy guys home with you? :pity: I did not expect this from you bro.

slickj101slickj101Forum Veteran
Jul 16, 2009, 02:27 PM

"opfinistic wrote:

.....so you can invite the old creepy guys home with you? :pity: I did not expect this from you bro.

Na they keep turning me down.

Something about me not owning a pair of New Balance's and not having enough ear and nose hair. :pity:

Silence

It's ******* Golden.

opfinisticopfinisticNew Member
Jul 16, 2009, 03:25 PM

"slickj101 wrote:

Na they keep turning me down.

Something about me not owning a pair of New Balance's and not having enough ear and nose hair. :pity:

Mention you've got 'Member's Only' jackets in mint condition back at the pad, Freestyle swears that works.

Alex44Alex44New Member
Jul 16, 2009, 03:44 PM

Somewhere on another board there is a thread about "Insecure Young Men At The Gym"

On the draft Quentin Rollins bandwagon.