Could you eat another human...
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opfinisticNew Member"124 wrote:
The title is not misleading unless you have a wandering mind.
It is simple.
Could you eat another human being, aka, be a cannibal to save the life of a loved one. It has nothing to do with eating out a woman.
Heathen! Everything has something to do with that!
"HardKoreXXX wrote:
In what life scenario would eating another human result in saving the life of a loved one?
Now, would I eat another human to save my own life ala those people who crashed their plane? Probably. But not an Asian... I'd just be hungry again in an hour.
C'mon, somebody had to make that joke.
I'm amazed it took that long for that joke to come up, and FWIW I laughed my ass off when I read it.
dolfan06New Member"124 wrote:
If it meant saving the life of your child/spouse/parent?
only if the person was female and hot!
>@))))%> GO DOLPHINS!
dolfan06New Memberi don't understand where the term "asian" came from. i still refer to em as "oriental", russia is in asia and we don't refer to them as asians, same with several other countries.
>@))))%> GO DOLPHINS!
opfinisticNew Member"dolfan06 wrote:
i don't understand where the term "asian" came from. i still refer to em as "oriental", russia is in asia and we don't refer to them as asians, same with several other countries.
Not sure, Oriental is only PC to use when referring to carpets and cruises as far as I know. Can't call white people 'white' anymore either, now we're 'pigmentally challenged', and straight guys have to be referred to as 'vagina friendly' guys. Weird times.
Sethdaddy8forum_veteran"dolfan06 wrote:
i don't understand where the term "asian" came from. i still refer to em as "oriental", russia is in asia and we don't refer to them as asians, same with several other countries.
theres actually a strong contingency of russians with asian/mongolian heritage where they look asian and fit the bill.
here's one:
im fairly certain that "oriental" is pretty much an insult/slur to asian people today.
HardKoreXXXNew Member"dolfan06 wrote:
i don't understand where the term "asian" came from. i still refer to em as "oriental", russia is in asia and we don't refer to them as asians, same with several other countries.
That's like to "N" word to them dude. I believe Asian is the preferred nomenclature.
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Fin Dforum_veteran"HardKoreXXX wrote:
That's like to "N" word to them dude. I believe Asian is the preferred nomenclature.
Shut the **** up Donnie, you're out of your element.
Fin Dforum_veteranOriental is the opposite of occidental. No one uses occidental to describe everyone else. Discuss.
opfinisticNew MemberI bet it's because when they claimed US citizenship they got tired of becoming disoriented.
HardKoreXXXNew Member"Finascious D wrote:
Shut the **** up Donnie, you're out of your element.
He pissed on my rug, man.
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1armychickNew MemberPlease tell me this isn't the best pickup line in your arsenal???
TiP54New MemberThere are a crap load of asian-looking-russians. ALOT, ALOT of them.
Think of them as what mexico is to us.
anlgpNew Member"1armychick wrote:
Please tell me this isn't the best pickup line in your arsenal???
unfortunately for him it probably is.
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Fin Dforum_veteran"1armychick wrote:
Please tell me this isn't the best pickup line in your arsenal???
How about, "Hey baby, you must be a genital wart, cause I don't want my wife to know about you either."
Fin Dforum_veteran"Mari0k wrote:
There are a crap load of asian-looking-russians. ALOT, ALOT of them.
Think of them as what mexico is to us.
Hard drinking day laborers who invented the taco, but it took them 100s of years to make them with flat bottoms?
unluckylucianoNew Member"1armychick wrote:
Please tell me this isn't the best pickup line in your arsenal???
are you talking to hardkore or 124.............. because either way the answer is yes.......
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs. 
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Paganforum_veteranOnly if I had some A1 handy.
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Fin Dforum_veteran"HardKoreXXX wrote:
He pissed on my rug, man.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe. I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock.
1armychickNew Member"Finascious D wrote:
How about, "Hey baby, you must be a genital wart, cause I don't want my wife to know about you either."
Not quite as thought provoking as asking someone if they would practice cannibalism, but if you're at the local health dept getting checked for your warts, it just may work.
1armychickNew Member"unluckyluciano wrote:
are you talking to hardkore or 124.............. because either way the answer is yes.......
How sad...
HardKoreXXXNew Member"1armychick wrote:
Please tell me this isn't the best pickup line in your arsenal???
I usually go with "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
If that doesn't work, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
THEN as a last resort, yes, I tell them I would eat them to save a loved one. Deal closed.
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opfinisticNew Member"HardKoreXXX wrote:
I usually go with "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
If that doesn't work, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
THEN as a last resort, yes, I tell them I would eat them to save a loved one. Deal closed.
Smooth operator, you. I still with the classic line: 'I work for bangbus.com, wanna go for a spin?'
Fin Dforum_veteran"1armychick wrote:
Not quite as thought provoking as asking someone if they would practice cannibalism, but if you're at the local health dept getting checked for your warts, it just may work.
Ok.
How about, "For a set of boobs, you've got a moderately interesting personality."
1armychickNew Member"Finascious D wrote:
Ok.
How about, "For a set of boobs, you've got a moderately interesting personality."
That's a great one! I appreciate a great set of boobs with a moderately interesting personality. I work in Plastic Surgery after all.
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MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.
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