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  1. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    I really dont wanna know what their facial expressions are indicating....
     
  2. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Didn't take much for this thread to get side tracked.
     
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  3. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
     
  4. His'nBeatYour'n

    His'nBeatYour'n Glass Ceiling Repairman

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    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
     
  5. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of lucky

    :pity::pity::pity:
     
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  6. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
     
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  7. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    This versions better.
     
  8. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    it died cuz the story sucked
     
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  9. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    We call him Lucky, Lucky, Lucky....faster than lightning!!!



    Listen, it had directions and instructions...but noooooooooooooooooooo.....Lucky says Instructions are for Chumps!!!

    Hey, I said Lucky, here ya go, you seem lonely and could use a companion, go ahead make something you have always wanted...and this...this creature...is what he made:
    [​IMG]

    All I know is, he was mumbling things about about Prepp and Seth and it had to do with happiness with a little pain but it would be so worth it.

    I left at that point and have never returned, and this creation is what he built...it looked nothing like the picture on the original "Make the Companion of your Dreams" box - for girls looking for a Prince - Ages 5+.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2008
  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
     
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  11. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    it died cuz the story sucked
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
     
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2008
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  12. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
     
  13. TokyoFishFan

    TokyoFishFan New Member

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    Tokyo!
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
     
  14. vmarcilfan75

    vmarcilfan75 blah...blah...blah... Club Member

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    City Of Angels

    that i got from Prep
     
  15. arsenal

    arsenal Sunglasses and advil

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
     
  16. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
     
  17. Ultra

    Ultra Lazy

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
     
  18. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    ..im not touching this one....
     
  19. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
     
  20. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    to the clinic to get "special" powder and..
     
  21. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Denver, CO
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
     
  22. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

    19,893
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    Nov 23, 2007
    Over Yonder
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
     
  23. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

    20,459
    14,210
    113
    Apr 2, 2008
    Coral Springs, FL
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
     
  24. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Nov 27, 2007
    DC Metro Area
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
     
  25. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

    20,459
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    Apr 2, 2008
    Coral Springs, FL
    I leave the door open that wide and thats what you come up with? Tsk, Tsk, BDH :tongue2:
     
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  26. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

    53,333
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    0
    Dec 7, 2007
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
     
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  27. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Nov 27, 2007
    DC Metro Area
    Dissapointment is my middle name!




    Seriously, its like a stupid family name, goes back 7 generations or something like that....ok, my dad started it!
     
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2008
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  28. TokyoFishFan

    TokyoFishFan New Member

    1,294
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    0
    Dec 11, 2007
    Tokyo!
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
     
  29. JCowScot

    JCowScot So funky the dead dance

    4,205
    1,837
    113
    Mar 22, 2008
    FLA USA
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!:ban:
     
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  30. TheMageGandalf

    TheMageGandalf Senior Member

    2,409
    688
    0
    Nov 25, 2007
    FLORIDA
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
     
  31. His'nBeatYour'n

    His'nBeatYour'n Glass Ceiling Repairman

    4,454
    1,910
    0
    Dec 10, 2007
    New York
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and
     
  32. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

    22,422
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    Nov 27, 2007
    DC Metro Area
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls "Rod"!!
     
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2008
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  33. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

    53,333
    23,006
    0
    Dec 7, 2007
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
     
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  34. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

    23,401
    16,342
    113
    Nov 22, 2007
    Denver, CO
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
     
  35. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    and then everyone died
     
  36. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

    13,006
    6,368
    113
    Dec 6, 2007
    NJ
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died
    when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
     
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  37. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

    23,401
    16,342
    113
    Nov 22, 2007
    Denver, CO
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died
    when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
    man who tries to slide across big piano keys
     
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  38. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

    53,333
    23,006
    0
    Dec 7, 2007
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died
    when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
    man who tries to slide across big piano keys.
    Thats when I changed my name from griddles to Elton John.
     
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2008
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  39. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    8,513
    3,643
    113
    Dec 6, 2007
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died
    when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
    man who tries to slide across big piano keys.
    Thats when I changed my name from griddles to Elton John.
    the end.
     
  40. TokyoFishFan

    TokyoFishFan New Member

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    Tokyo!
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died
    when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
    man who tries to slide across big piano keys.
    Thats when I changed my name from griddles to Elton John.
    the end...is near, "I said"...
     

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