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Collisions with Suwannee Sturgeons can prove lethal

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Den54, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    First I have ever heard of these critters.


    BRANFORD - When Sharon Touchton says her life was altered by a collision with a fish, it's hard not to chuckle.

    But then she rattles off her injuries: bruised spleen, fractured cheekbone, broken collarbone, tongue bitten almost in half, fingers nearly severed.

    "I was in therapy for about six months," says Touchton, a 51-year-old legal secretary from St. Petersburg. "The medical bills have just been ridiculous."

    Last year, Touchton was one of nine people injured on the Suwannee River in the freakiest of freak accidents. She collided with a leaping sturgeon -- a prehistoric fish wrapped in bony scales -- while zipping along on a water scooter.



    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/orl-sturgeon0508apr05,0,7357532.story
     
  2. inFINSible

    inFINSible Bad ministrator

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    Really, Den? It seems like recently, every six months or so, somebody else needs a surgeon after getting whacked with a sturgeon.
     
  3. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I've heard of Sturgeons but didn't know we had em here in FL.


    Do you have them there down south?
     
  4. inFINSible

    inFINSible Bad ministrator

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    Not that I'm aware of.

    We got alligators. They don't jump out of the water but, I bet they eat caviar from the container.. :lol:
     
  5. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    what the hell is a water scooter?
     
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  6. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    and you pretty much have to be crazy to go in any vessel under 20 feet in a body of water in FL if its not either a pool or the ocean. and even in the ocean you have to watch out for smaller sharks...but,

    wacky flying sturgeons, gators, the risk of hurting manatees...too much going on in them waters man.
     
  7. inFINSible

    inFINSible Bad ministrator

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    You don't live here, do you? :lol:
     
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  8. inFINSible

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    Wave Runner, I assume.
     
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  9. Sethdaddy8

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    no i live in jersey, we have pools and an ocean that warms to a delightful 58 degrees by mid august:lol:

    and we have flying guidos instead of sturgeons
     
  10. cnc66

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    you left out the killer eagle rays...

    You don't live here, do you? ... muwahahahahaha
     
  11. Sethdaddy8

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    i still claim that it couldnt have been an eagle ray..ive seen them scuba diving, those things are the size of trucks...
     
  12. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    well, the ray eneded up in the boat.. pretty convincing evidence to me.
     
  13. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    i saw the pic, i just thought the media called it wrong. couldve been a baby i suppose.
     
  14. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Who in the hell would suggest the fish were attacking people lol
     
  15. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    that was actually my first thought.. "man, they should see a GROWN one..."
     
  16. inFINSible

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    I've seen 3 jump....one was a LOT bigger than the one that killed the lady and two were much smaller, no more than 2 or 3 feet, tip to tip.
     
  17. inFINSible

    inFINSible Bad ministrator

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    Glad I live here. 58 degree water turns hair gel into cement, making that spiked hair a deadly menace.

    No thanks, I'll take my chances with the gators and angry sturgeon.
     
  18. pocoloco

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    I been in a canoe on the Suwannee when they were jumping. Very impressive to see one fly out of the water next to you
     
  19. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    No love for Cottonmouths?
     
  20. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    Cottonmouth.. would you love him ?

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  21. finswin56

    finswin56 Get a mop

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    :pity: mean little buggers.
     
  22. brandon27

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    holy crap!!! thats insane!! those are some damn ugly fish too. wow..
     
  23. finattic79

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    Thats crazy and extremely unlucky...
     
  24. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    The fish are taking back whats theirs....


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    I think its a Jet-Ski.
     
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