Coach Fat begging Jest fans for help

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jetssuckjetssuckNew MemberOP
Sep 17, 2009, 01:37 AM

JS

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Sep 17, 2009, 01:42 AM

Seems down on himself and his quarterback.

If I were a fan and he said "The patriots have a better quarterback than we do" I'd be pissed.

I don't care if it's true or not that's not what I'd want to hear Tony Sparano telling me on my voicemail.

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

SICKSICKForum Veteran
Sep 17, 2009, 07:27 AM

"anlgp wrote:

Seems down on himself and his quarterback.

If I were a fan and he said "The patriots have a better quarterback than we do" I'd be pissed.

I don't care if it's true or not that's not what I'd want to hear Tony Sparano telling me on my voicemail.

as a jet fan you would think hes retarded if he said anything different.....sanchez couldnt smell bradys jock......everyone knows that.....its not a matter of opinion, its a fact.

adamprez2003adamprez2003Forum Veteran
Sep 17, 2009, 08:16 AM

just watched the jesters game. hate to say it but they look good. i think they have a shot at the division. thank god the jills got more injuries. we are going to have to get our **** in gear very soon. every game is going to count



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Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Sep 17, 2009, 09:11 AM

"jetssuck wrote:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/10081520/Jets%27-Ryan-calls-fans-for-help-against-Patriots

hey, you stole my nickname?! or is that his official nickname now?

azfinfanmangazfinfanmangLuxury Box
Sep 17, 2009, 09:24 AM

"SICK wrote:

as a jet fan you would think hes retarded if he said anything different.....sanchez couldnt smell bradys jock......everyone knows that.....its not a matter of opinion, its a fact.

The smart thing (Not something Jabba is known for) would be to just STFU and not say anything in regards to QB.

Its gonna be fun watching the ignorant dribble come out of this guys mouth this year

steveincoloradosteveincoloradoNew Member
Sep 17, 2009, 12:04 PM

Coach fat........:lol:

Alex44Alex44New Member
Sep 17, 2009, 12:05 PM

Brady is better but he was NOT his normal self in that game. He looked absolutely scared when anyone was around him, and wouldn't step into his throws.

On the draft Quentin Rollins bandwagon.

Sep 17, 2009, 03:24 PM

"Alex44 wrote:

Brady is better but he was NOT his normal self in that game. He looked absolutely scared when anyone was around him, and wouldn't step into his throws.

he looked fine to me when the game was on the line.

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

Alex44Alex44New Member
Sep 17, 2009, 03:26 PM

"Frumundah Finnatic wrote:

he looked fine to me when the game was on the line.

I didn't see the end of the game, I was busy.

I do know that all game, he refused to step into throws. He even limped a few times after delivering a ball. He got extremelyt lucky that the Bills were playing a good 10 yards off his receivers at times. That is how a lot of his early completed passes happened.

I cant speak for the last drive.

On the draft Quentin Rollins bandwagon.

HardKoreXXXHardKoreXXXNew Member
Sep 17, 2009, 04:10 PM

"Frumundah Finnatic wrote:

he looked fine to me when the game was on the line.

Doesn't hurt that the Bills defense got burned on the same play twice either. Most of Brady's passes were checkdowns, and had the Bills not gone into the prevent when it was 24-13 (not to mention the McKelvin fumble) he may not have had any TD's.

You can tell his knee isn't 100% though.

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jetssuckjetssuckNew Member
Sep 17, 2009, 04:32 PM

"Sethdaddy8 wrote:

hey, you stole my nickname?! or is that his official nickname now?

I'm pretty sure it's official..........he's fat...lol

JS

GreenMachineGreenMachineNew Member
Sep 18, 2009, 01:42 AM

Jets 1-0
Phins 0-1

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Sep 18, 2009, 01:44 AM

"GreenMachine wrote:

Jets 1-0
Phins 0-1

what does this have to do with anything we're discussing in this topic?

jets also played the texans while the phins played the falcons...

and yes i'm well aware we've never beat the texans, but still they're not all that good. look at their franchise win/loss record.

FTR, your coach is still fat and he still left a message on an answering machine that i would have either A) worded differently or B) not left at all.

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

jetssuckjetssuckNew Member
Sep 18, 2009, 05:52 AM

"GreenMachine wrote:

Jets 1-0
Phins 0-1

oops just saw the no smack talk rule.....good thing for the edit button...lol

JS

Lt DanLt DanForum Veteran
Sep 18, 2009, 06:53 AM

you should NEVER need to ask your fans to get up for a game against a division rival

cnc66cnc66Luxury Box
Sep 18, 2009, 06:54 AM

"HardKoreXXX wrote:

Doesn't hurt that the Bills defense got burned on the same play twice either. Most of Brady's passes were checkdowns, and had the Bills not gone into the prevent when it was 24-13 (not to mention the McKelvin fumble) he may not have had any TD's.

You can tell his knee isn't 100% though.

when I saw it the second time I had a vision of the same thing happening to channing.. that was the MLB that was beat both times... I think we will see this play.. I sure hope we do a better job of defending it.

adamprez2003adamprez2003Forum Veteran
Sep 18, 2009, 07:30 AM

"GreenMachine wrote:

Jets 1-0
Phins 0-1

and they say jets fans cant count. very impressive



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2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock

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Lt DanLt DanForum Veteran
Sep 18, 2009, 07:39 AM

"GreenMachine wrote:

Jets 1-0
Phins 0-1

and your point?

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Sep 18, 2009, 09:09 AM

after the way last season ended, I'm surprised all Jet fans haven't ceased to exist.

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Sep 18, 2009, 09:11 AM

"adamprez2003 wrote:

and they say jets fans cant count. very impressive

only the classiest and most intellectual of fan bases show their spelling skillz off. Eagles of course, being a bit more "evolved".

Sep 18, 2009, 09:58 AM

"GreenMachine wrote:

Jets 1-0
Phins 0-1

Oiss Pff.

MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:

It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.

adamprez2003adamprez2003Forum Veteran
Sep 18, 2009, 11:19 AM

"Sethdaddy8 wrote:

only the classiest and most intellectual of fan bases show their spelling skillz off. Eagles of course, being a bit more "evolved".

thats iggles :lol:



2019 DRAFT WISH LIST
1) DT Dexter Lawrence - Clemson
2) DE Jaylon Ferguson - Lousiana Tech
3) OG Chris Lindstrom - Boston College
4) CB Amani Oruwariye - Penn State
5) DE Shareef Miller - Penn State
7) C Sean Krepcz - Nevada
7) RB Wes Hills - Slippery Rock

Reporter: "Why did you fire Coach Gase?"
Ross: "Because he wants to win now"

steveincoloradosteveincoloradoNew Member
Sep 18, 2009, 12:11 PM

"GreenMachine wrote:

Jets 1-0
Phins 0-1

How did the JEST's do last time we played?

PaganPaganForum Veteran
Sep 18, 2009, 12:50 PM

"azfinfanmang wrote:

The smart thing (Not something Jabba is known for) would be to just STFU and not say anything in regards to QB.

Since when has a coach with the last name of Ryan ever done anything smart?

Jets 1-0
Phins 0-1
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