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Christmas Car Sales Jingle I made about my old Boss...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by CashInFist, Nov 7, 2014.

  1. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:

    Tommy the Used Car Manager

    Has a very short temper...

    And if you ever saw it,

    It would cause you to whimper,
    (Like a school girl!)

    All of the other bosses,

    Used to blame it all on him,

    They never let poor Tommy,

    End his day with a grin.

    Then one SALE-abration Day

    Tommy came and said...

    All you guys are full of SH!T

    Step off now or you're gonna get hit.

    Then all the salesmen loved him,

    As they shouted out in fun,

    Tommy the Used Car Manager,

    Get my ****ING car deal done!
     
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  2. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    Did ya sell a lot of pickup trucks?

    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
     
  3. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    [video=youtube;jJxVQTYkQ04]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJxVQTYkQ04[/video]
     
  4. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    A **** ton. Lol
     
  5. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Stick to going to Bob Evans, brah.
     
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  6. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Used car sales person..... nuff said

    Except what does a used pick-up look like in West Virginia?

    (this should be fun)
     
  7. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=- Club Member

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    We can always count on you to open up a huge can of worms.

    *shudders.
     
  8. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    I do financing and insurance now. That was in 2005. And a lot of the trucks around here are jacked up with a lift kit and huge wheels/tires.
     
  9. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    I'm fairly certain it has a large forehead, curly hair, and cheats on its husband.
     
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  10. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    Seriously?? I'd LOVE to see a pic of you and your wife? What are YOU packing, Princess. There's a reason you've NEVER posted a pic of yourself on this Message Board. I'm right aren't i?...
     
  11. Aqua4Ever04

    Aqua4Ever04 Write Travis Write Club Member

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  12. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    lmfao
     
  13. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Translation: Not even I go after the used skank in these parts, I'd rather do boring math. And a lot of those fatty carts are jacked up with a lift kit and huge wheels/tires due to their average weight. The State even has mandatory weigh stations along neighborhood streets.
     
  14. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    In West Virginia? Say it isn't so...
     
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  15. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    If I recall correctly, FinD did post a pic of him and his missus when we posted pics of our SO's years ago. In fact, I still have it saved as my desktop.
     
  16. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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  17. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    no that's not it.























    it was an upskirt.
     
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  18. MikeHoncho

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    What. Just open the ole fap folder and upload that thing.
     
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  19. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    I'm embarrassed because I photo shopped tony out of it and just kept the flesh light in it.
     
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  20. MikeHoncho

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    I thought "tony" was the fleshlight
     
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  21. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    *****, I'm the fleshlaser!




































    I don't even know what that meant. Sorry.
     
  22. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Sometimes its just the spirit of the comeback that matters.
















    I'm lying...that was weak.
     
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  23. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh Club Member

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    Even I can't argue with that.
     
  24. MikeHoncho

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  25. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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