Sorry Sam.....but a mullet would fit you perfectly. Then you can start wearing wife beaters with tobacco stains on them.....
Locks of Love is a great organization ... I donated my hair after I decided to cut it about a year ago (It was about 15" in length). You'll get a postcard from the person who gets your hard, which is a nice touch too. As far as the haircut goes, I'm always partial to the Mohawk.
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if you go with the mullet don't forget the 80's disney-themed sweatshirt that is two-sizes too big. this seems to be par for the course for meth-addicts who live in trailers.
Me thinks I left some hairstyles out. Apparently business in the front/party in the back is pretty popular... Then again, most of you ARE from Florida... I will whip up some other concoctions later for your enjoyment/harassment purposes.
The Mullet is VERY popular in Florida. I have another suggestion though, how bout the "Rat Tail"? Its a timeless trailer park classic.
Sadly and gloriously, I havd rocked the rat tail. In fact, Jordan Knight of NKOTB stole that look from me.
The long or fro options will have the maximum benefit for the charity. The mullet isn't so useful if your goal is to grow it out for donation sake.
I look like a Gothopotamus! You sir, have won this thread. I encourage more befouling of my face. Great job L2G. I now know what it feels like to look like Annie Lennox.
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I actually shaved today. I have a meeting with some clients tomorrow and needed to look "presentable."
I'm not going to shave my goatee until the Dolphins are over 500 again. Is there some sort of facial hair challenged organization? Or hey, in a pinch - they can probably double as pubes for those afflicted with pube pattern baldness
