Holy ****. All I've got to say is, there was an earthquake so powerful it changed the length of a day, but it didn't move Rex's big ***.
1.26 milliseconds? Whoopty freakin' doo. If I drink enough, it shortens the length of a day at least 4 hours.
Well now I have the PERFECT excuse to tell my boss why I didn't do my reports. There is simply not enough time in a day...
assume you live another 100 years, multiply that by 365 days thats 36,500 * 1.26 miliseconds = 45,990 miliseconds. whats that like 45 seconds you lose? son of a ***** ! f.u. moving earth crust. f.u.
Son of a *****. What has Chile ever contributed that's been useful? Now they take my time away?! a$$holes!