Charles Clay once beat Ninja Gaiden (NES Version) in one shot - and while eliminating Osama Bin Laden. Charles Clay once did a man's taxes while keeping a rabid dog at bay. Barack Obama's Security is made up of only Charles Clay. Obama has never felt safer. Charles Clay taught a whole semester of Physics while training for the NFL Combine. Charles Clay IS The Man Your Man Can Smell Like. Charles Clay holds degrees in every internationally recognized medical practice possible. Charles Clay does not like Flatbread. He finds it too one-dimensional. Charles Clay was the reason Dan Henning retired. Charles Clay once returned a Swiss Army Knife because it didn't have enough tools in it. Charles Clay is the only Transformer (Autobot or otherwise), to have five different forms. Charles Clay DOES do windows. Charles Clay's official position is "Insert Position Here". In the Court of Law, Charles Clay is the Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
Yeah, and since I started mine on Edmund Gates and what's-his-name, it even adheres to the "puff, puff, pass" principle... He's my special boy!
Charles Clay is my least favorite Dolphin. I mean, the dude hasn't even signed his rookie contract yet...
Chad Henne is my least favorite Dolphin. And I wish he never had signed his rookie contract. Thank God that contract is up real soon...
Charles Clay is so versatile, he can walk and chew gum... and fly a fighter jet... and teach an Amish grandmother how to reach the "kill" screen in Donkey Kong... and win on Iron Chef... all at the same time!
I remember this kind of thread about Donald Thomas, and it jinxed him. Hope it doesn't jinx Clay too.
Charles Clay doesnt send emails, its faster if he just ran Charles Clay can slam a revolving door Charles Clay is never on the bottom during sex, because Charles Clay never "F*cks UP" Charles Clay counted to infinity........twice
Charles Clay can put a marshmallow through plate-glass. You could ask him to teach you but he'd then have to kill you.
Gish, this facination with our 6th round, I repeat 6th round pick, is pretty exciting..don't usually get that excited about 6th round picks..
Charles Clay chose to go in the six round, to give the other draftees a head start. In the time it took you to read the above sentence, Antonio Cromartie fathered six more kids. In the time it took you to read the last sentence about Cromartie's kids, Clay taught them to read.
Charles Clay is a much better boxer than "the other one." He can play action fake to himself, throw a bomb, and outrun everyone to make the catch for a TD. He can kick off, and be the first man in coverage making the tackle. He can punt, and be there to catch it 50 yards away. He doesn't always drink beer but, when he does......
Upon Charles Clay entering the NFL, all players must renew their rabies vaccinations prior to playing the Dolphins. The NFL lockout isn't about money. NFL owners are just trying to delay the inevitable beatdowns Charles Clay will be handing out. Charles Clay doesn't rob banks. Banks rob him. Charles Clay visited a zoo, was mistaken for an escaped animal, got shot with 2 dozen tranq. darts, and still managed to visit every animal exhibit and escape the zoo while dragging 35 zoo employees on his back, with a corndog in each hand. Charles Clay doesn't run for president. He walks into the white house and says, Im home. Charles Clay did one pushup to prepare for the draft. Japan isn't the same.
Well, let's hope Clay is to the NFL what Tovar was to MLB. I'm going to at least need to see him in a Phins uniform for a game or two before I lavish him with extreme praise.
