By Tim Graham's blog at ESPN. I gotta say, nice to see Tim having some fun with his followers. http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post/_/id/6833/do-you-hear-what-i-hear And i also have to say some of the captions in the responses are pretty funny. ENJOY! and my caption would be... "So it's in agreement, were both scared of Tony Sparano"
BB: Squeezing my hand still leaves you without a ring! RR: Well my stomach squeezing my pants lets me go without a belt!
Thanks for loading the pic gents. I"m not very good at that. RR: So, you wanna trade quarterbacks? I'll throw in an outback steakhouse. BB: I don't think so Rex. RR: Good, i was just joking about the outback. I could never let that go.
RR: You guys really whipped our *** today. BB: Yeahhh, about that... ummm. Please don't eat me, okay?
BB: You actually cried in the locker room? RR: At least I didn't go for it on 4th and 2, giving Manning the ball back with a very short field. BB: We both suck.
Bill, please tell me how to be a winner. Parcells told me that I should trade my #1 pick to him for Chad Pennington. I think that's a good move. Do you?? Please help me before I start crying again! My team doesn't want to see me cry again, and if I drop my pants like Singletary, there would be a 9.2 earthquake. Come on, man..I'll give you all of Mark's hot dogs! PLEEEEASE???
I definitely believe I see a smug look of satisfaction on BB's face. "How's that Superbowl prediction looking now... ya jackass"
BB:What are you doing? Please stop squeezing my hand. RR: Not until you tell me where that McDonalds is BB: What are you talking about? RR: Don't play dumb with me,I see that logo in the background BB: Okay calm down.
BB: Well now, look at that... RR: Let go of my hand Bill... BB: When I squeeze your hand, your belly actually gets larger!! Hehe... amazing! RR: You're hurting my hand... BB: You should wear a hoodie next time, like me!
RR: How many meals should I eat tonight to forget about how much I hate myself? BB: 3...maybe 5 perhaps?
Rex: " This stadium ain't big enough for the two of us.....thanks to me." -------------------------------------------------------------- Rex: "Hey you still got Bill Parcell's number??"
Looking at their grouchy and un-friendly faces makes me sick. These are two of the most full of it and crass people I've ever seen. I would imagine it went like this. BB: grunt RR: grunt
Rex: Hey, can I cop some advice from you real quick? Bill: Less talk, lose the sleeves, and don't cry during press conferences. Rex: Thanks. Oh one more thing: Do you always shake hands like this or is it only reserved for after you win? Bill: Gotta go!
Rex Ryan: I'll always be the bigger man Bill. Never forget that. Bill: I can tell just by looking at you Rex.
BB: Your team really sucked today slim. RR: Yeah, but my dad could beat up your dad. BB: Slim, my father passed away. That's a low blow. RR: Oh jeez, sorry Bill, how we go out for dinner at Dunkin Donuts later then, my treat? BB: Slim, do you think I want a gut like you got or what? Where I come from we feed donuts to the hogs. RR: Oink oink.
"Deal... you return my surveillance equipment, and I promise I won't tell the League that you actually ate Chris Jenkins and then listed him on IR."
BB: Don't cry in front of the cameras, Rex. RR: I don't know if I can hold back the tears, William. I'm so pathetic. **** my life.