Caption Needed: Was Marino Drunk Last Night?
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BumrushsubscriberThis uniform is so tight my my balls are getting smashed!! Hellllllllllllllp!!!!
jdang307subscriberHe looks plastered
Da 'FinsmoderatorJust don't let him turn into a Joe Namath (I love Namath, btw). Of course, he's already had a rough year ...
ToddPhinluxury_boxMarino fixin' to do his best Magic Mike {rummages for crumpled up dollar bill}
Laces OutNew MemberIt fits! Bring on the groupies!
MonstBlitzforum_veteranMarino and his 3 chins clearly fell off the Weight Watchers wagon.
Joe RobbieNew MemberThose aren't the pants that go with that top, so he must have been.
FinaticNew MemberAnother Illegitimate Child was fathered last night. Hopefully with a track running female tho. that way the kid can have an arm like his daddy and running ability like his momma
Frumundah FinnaticNew MemberI told you it still fits! Pay up Greise!
MonstBlitz;2232016 wrote:
It wouldn't surprise me if he is retained. Jeff Ireland is the nightmare that won't end. The **** stain you cannot flush. The Herpes for which there is no cure.
FanMarinoNew MemberYou guys should be up against a wall and shot. Im reading this thread and doing a few Hail Marys for you all. tut tut tut. :cry:
"Frumundah Finnatic wrote:
I told you it still fits! Pay up Greise!
:lol:
xphinfanxforum_veteranBitches throw me back on the field I wanna throw to Wallace. Did you drink my beer?
That's why they play the games!:yes:
CalifinNew Member"MonstBlitz wrote:
Marino and his 3 chins clearly fell off the Weight Watchers wagon.
I think thats turtleneck.
"Bumrush wrote:
This uniform is so tight my my balls are getting smashed!! Hellllllllllllllp!!!!
turtlenuts.
MikeHonchosubscriberHey Dan, how high are you?
No guys, it's: "Hi. How are you?"
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
"Finatic wrote:
Another Illegitimate Child was fathered last night. Hopefully with a track running female tho. that way the kid can have an arm like his daddy and running ability like his momma
Hopefully, he doesn't run like Marino and throw like HER.
OkiePhinforum_veteranBreaking News: Data, character from the hit SciFi show Star Trek rumored to be Marino's new illegitimate son.
ASOTNew Member"CANEPHINS wrote:
Well it wouldn't be the 1st time. My one and only experience with Dan Marino was after a team awards banquet and let's just say that Claire was pouring poor Dan into the SUV right after taking pictures with fans on their way out the door. To have to be helped to the car by your wife because you can't stand on your own is pretty pathetic for the starting QB in the NFL. I'm not sure but it wouldn't surprise me to find out Dan has a **ahem** "problem".
DrowningNew Member:Pacino-Cuban accent: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ****in' *******s. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the great QB of all time." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always throw a touchdown. Even when I spike the ball. So say good night to the the great QB! Come on. The last time you gonna see a QB like this again, let me tell you."
"CANEPHINS wrote:
"...dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood..."
CANEPHINSforum_veteranCute sig. Like the way it highlights just how retarded the helmet on the dolphin really is.
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