Brent Grimes loses Ping Pong match to Philbin
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My meteoric rise in the world ping pong rankings suffered a major setback today when i lost to coach Philbin on the table.
Philbin developing rapport with a must-sign upcoming FA? Good....good...
So Philbin is good with a paddle... why is maynard bending over? :shifty:
"Not So Fast wrote:
Table tennis or gnip gnop ... very cool that the older coach dude beat the hip athletic prime time player.
Sure the team is bantering about this :)

I wonder if Grimes wife is now trash talking Coach Philbin and just flashed him?
Hmm. I thought that dude Philbin beat was a parking attendant. Turns out it was Grimes.
Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.
Wait I thought Philbin had a major disconnect with the players? Why is he playing ping pong with them?
<3 Philbin.
Jesus. Thanks Grimes....Last time I pick up on my fantasy ping pong team
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Cool story. I am glad they're staying loose and having fun. This little story plus the one about Tannehill gaining respect and being a "boss" has me pretty excited for the future.
"maynard wrote:
Jesus. Thanks Grimes....Last time I pick up on my fantasy ping pong team
Philbin is now owned by 79% of FPP owners. Up 66% from last week.
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I wish there was video of this. Something about Philbin playing ping pong would be hilarious to see. That, and is Grimes even tall enough to see above a ping pong table? :lol:

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What we need to see from Philbin is consistency in his game. No one ever questioned his talent, and he's shown flashes, but can he finally put it all together at the table? I want to say yes, but history says no.
On the draft Quentin Rollins bandwagon.
"Alex44 wrote:
What we need to see from Philbin is consistency in his game. No one ever questioned his talent, and he's shown flashes, but can he finally put it all together at the table? I want to say yes, but history says no.
What are you talking about...he just smoked Grimes, an athletic flea of a man whose probably half Philbin's age. There are two guys better and they are fictional (Gump & Christopher Walken in Balls of Fury).
Another example of what we THINK we know about what goes on, and what the relationships are like, but actually don't have a clue.
"Fin D wrote:
What are you talking about...he just smoked Grimes, an athletic flea of a man whose probably half Philbin's age. There are two guys better and they are fictional (Gump & Christopher Walken in Balls of Fury).
Right but how many times have we seen Philbin win a great game. Then follow it up with a loss to an inferior opponent like Sherman?
He's played great this season, I just want to see him maintain his level of play.
On the draft Quentin Rollins bandwagon.
"Alex44 wrote:
Right but how many times have we seen Philbin win a great game. Then follow it up with a loss to an inferior opponent like Sherman?
He's played great this season, I just want to see him maintain his level of play.
I appreciate your passion, but I'd respect your opinion more if you did even a minimum amount of research.
All of Philbin's losses came when the AC was set bellow 75 degrees. Official Ping Pong Rules dictate indoor ambient temperature be 75-78 degrees. Who as keys to the thermostat?????? Sherman.
Its positively Belichickian.
Philbin in locker room after the victory Sunday......if you look in the front row you can see Dimitri Patterson wrapped in medical gauze...

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Instead of a coin toss, how about a ping pong match in the middle of the field, Coach vs Coach. For both the start or game and half time. That would spice things up a little.
Imagine an overtime playoff game. Tied 45-45. To start OT, they bring out the ping pong table.....lol
Obviously Brent forgot the only way to beat Philbin... throw a wrapper on the floor during a point.
You know Philbin with that giant wingspan and intensity to focus on a tiny object is going to be hard to beat.
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"byroan wrote:
Rumor has it that Joe Philbin is on the left here.
love that video of Bruce Lee with the nun-chucks :)
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