Thought I'd try out this lounge thing, I've read that Bk used to be a comedic writer, I say lets see how funny this dude is.... No pressure man, just make us laugh.
Here's a starter Deej http://www.thephins.com/forums/show...Mr-Clean-quot-Chick-or-a-quot-Deej-quot-Chick
LOL!,,, thank you! Besides, most of the stuff I do is because it makes me laugh... I'm surprised when other people find it amusing. Lol. Your challenge reminds me of a story thou, Deej. I had these two high school friends, Cooper and Chano. They smoked a lot of pot together. Cooper was hilarious and Chano was a bit slow (like every so mildly ******ed and spacey). Chano and I end up living in the same residence building in college and Cooper is coming up to visit him. I'll be damned if Chano doesn't spend a month telling everyone in his dorm that Cooper is the funniest man alive. Funnier than Eddie Murphy, easily. He hypes Cooper as a legend of laughs for weeks. So, the day comes for Coop's visit. The Greyhound bus gets in around eleven pm. There is a buzz around the residence. Coop takes the local bus up to the campus and Chano meets him at the bus stop. Around midnight Coop, tired and disheveled from twelve hours on a bus, walks into Chano's dorm room ready to sleep and finds the room packed. Guys from other residences had heard about this and we're sitting on the beds, desk ,chairs, and extra chairs that guys had brought from their rooms. People are cross legged on the floor, sitting on window sills. And all of them are looking up at Coop with their chins resting in their hands, eyes wide like kids about to meet Santa Claus. Coop, red-eyed, surveys the room, looks at Chano and says, "What is this?" Some drunk dude near the back yells "Be funny!!" cuz he's getting impatient. Coop clears his throat and everyone leans forward. "I'm gonna take a dump," and he leaves. Everyone kinda waited a few seconds, thinking maybe something was supposed to happen. When it became clear Coop was actually gone, taking a ****, they were pissed. Everyone's left, dragging chairs behind them. Chano was humiliated and treated like the village idiot for the rest of college (ignored or condescendingly tolerated). But Coop is still one of the funniest ****ers I know. Just not on command. Anyways, I'm gonna take a dump. Nite.
