So, I am sitting on my couch watching Karate Kid II like any other Thursday night, when the pregnant girl on the couch next to me mentions that she now knows what "birthing gift," she is getting me in 12 weeks when our daughter escapes the clutches of her vagina. Having never heard of the concept of a birthing gift, apparently I stared at her like she had farted in church before I googled it. Lo and behold, this BS custom is an actual thing. So what the hell do you give as a birthing gift? I mean, I have already given her the best gift a girl can get...me. And to top it off, I gave her a baby. What did you degenerates get your baby receptacles?
Get your girl the 5 hr energy drink pack. so she can drink it when she has to feed the baby while you get a good nights sleep.
You already got her the baby, its only right that she get you something. Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2
yeah, but that only lasts about 6-7 years. then you get that short window when you can have tons of sex before it gets more difficult to get privacy again.
Her and I aren't exclusive so the sex issue isn't really one. Well...for me it isn't. I banned her from having any other wiener until after my kid is born. I, on the other had, can have as much wiener as I want...wait.
How about a book that teaches her to be more discriminating when it comes to who she lets flop around sweaty on top of her?
This scenario made me think up a game you single guys can play with women...its called: Baby or Anal?
DNA test? just to be extra sure, if one is going to pay the freight one had better ordered the load..wait what?
Get her jewelry. If you need any sort of brownie points for now or the future, get her a prenatal massage in the next few weeks.
This one is easy Very true. The original push present is the Juno Lucina Signature Pendant http://www.jlucina.com. Symbolic. Gorgeous. Affordable.
