In shocking news, after reading several of his brilliant posts on the intrawebs, Owner Virginia McCaskey has placed MonstBlitz in charge of all of the Chicago Bears football operations. Earlier today Monstblitz was introduced to the Chicago Press. When asked about "KneeGate" he responded, "Listen, I don't have much to say about it. Jay Cutler is a young, pro bowl QB. And you don't trade away young, pro bowl QBs...Unless of course, he's a complete and total *****. Stay tuned." When pressed further he had only this to say - "That's all for today. I gotta go get me one of those Italian Beefs and a deep dish pizza. I'm starving. And can one of you tell me how to get to that hot dog joint where the sassy fat girls show their breasts and curse at you?"
