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Ballad of Tyler Thigpen

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Pandarilla, Nov 17, 2010.

  1. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Cue instrumental for Radiohead's Creep:

    When I was here before
    Couldn't lead us from behind
    I just get no practice
    I feel like I'm blind
    I float like a feather
    In a dusty windstorm
    I wish I was special
    Chad's so f*%king special

    But I'm 3 deep
    I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doing here
    I don't belong here

    I don't care if I hurt
    I want to have control
    I want a perfect spiral
    I want a perfect throw
    I want you to notice when I'm not around
    Chad's so F*%king special
    I wish I was special

    But I'm 3 deep
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    What the hell am I doing here?
    I don't belong here

    He's running out again
    He's running out
    He runs, runs, runs

    Whatever makes Tony happy
    Whatever Tony wants
    Chad's so f*%king special
    I wish I was special

    But I'm 3 deep
    a loose cannon
    What the hell am I doing here?
    I don't belong here
    I don't belong here

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    Give 'em hell Tyler!
     
  2. Deus ex dolphin

    Deus ex dolphin Well-Known Member

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    Well played. I got a kick out of listening to the song on Youtube and subbing in your lyrics. :lol:
     
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  3. MikeHoncho

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  4. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    A haiku!

    The hope for our team
    is Tyler Beckham Thigpen.
    Truly? Pray we run.

    :tongue2:
     
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  5. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    exactly what we need going into a crucial game :no: can't wait to hear the next epic you come with from wherever, however, from whomever:nutkick:
    Miami by 7
     
  6. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Who saw Thiggy come in and said f#@% it!
    He wiped off his chin
    And said with a grin,
    Either bring us a win or go suck it.

    :lol:
     
  7. resnor

    resnor Derp Sherpa

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    Awesome, ToddPhins!! The limerick was GREAT!!

    I'd thank got post, but that's just not possible from my phone on the new site. *cries*
     
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  8. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    Thanks. :knucks: Yeah, i came up with the original years ago and just thought I'd tweak it. :shifty:
     
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  9. cobrajet

    cobrajet Mr. Ross - sell the team!

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    I don't think the Bears will have any idea how to prepare for Thigpen because his style is far different than either one of the Chad's. Our team is strong in many areas and I have never believed in the Bears 6-2 record. They are in a weaker division that the AFC East and their schedule is no where near as tough as ours. I think we will all be pleasantly surprised with the outcome of this game. I smell a blowout. They may need to strain their remains for the fingerprints.
     
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