Bachelor party ideas

go to Ocala

"McLovin wrote:

go to Ocala

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Vegas. Wet Republic. Pool Party. That is all. Enjoy :beer:

"SICK wrote:

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What?

Belly dancers. They aren't strippers >__>

face tattoos.

go skiing.

girth comparison.

go to strip club anyway.

longest kegstand.

go to maynards.

go to strip club anyway.

watch Dolphin highlights (you'll be in bed by like 8:30 though)

steal a tiger.

go to strip club anyway.

browse the fappening naked together.

prank call FinD over and over.

go to strip club anyway.

Bang Fin D's sheep?

"Sethdaddy8 wrote:

Bang Fin D's sheep?

Speaking of D, where is he?

I'm looking for a thread where he says our LB's last year were not a problem.

"SICK wrote:

My cousin is flying into Charlotte Wednesday evening. We have Thurs and Friday off to do whatever. We have the US whitewater center, thinking about that, bowling, bar hopping, carrowinds (theme park) etc

Any other ideas? His fiance is a stick in the mud, so no strippers or adult clubs.

I believe you do not understand the meaning of "bachelor party"... The point is to do **** the bride will hate you for years for doing.

Kids today...... SMH

FinD is in Maui, HI swinging with JW...

Instant party hit:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/141169994309?lpid=82

And Sick, you can always invite Cash and his T-shirts to the party for kicks...

"SICK wrote:

My cousin is flying into Charlotte Wednesday evening. We have Thurs and Friday off to do whatever. We have the US whitewater center, thinking about that, bowling, bar hopping, carrowinds (theme park) etc

Any other ideas? His fiance is a stick in the mud, so no strippers or adult clubs.

Hookers and cocaine? This ain't Rocket Science. LOL

Oddly surprised at the lack of Tim Tebow in this thread.

"CashInFist wrote:

Hookers and cocaine? This ain't Rocket Science. LOL

Should guarantee Marino showing up. :shifty:

"lmeister3 wrote:

Oddly surprised at the lack of Tim Tebow in this thread.

Bless his heart. He'll be praying for the happy couple.

"cuchulainn wrote:

Should guarantee Marino showing up. :shifty:

And Jimmy Johnson and Terry Bradshaw.

Got Weed?

"lmeister3 wrote:

And Jimmy Johnson and Terry Bradshaw.

uhhh why do they get priority? lol

"SICK wrote:

My cousin is flying into Charlotte Wednesday evening. We have Thurs and Friday off to do whatever. We have the US whitewater center, thinking about that, bowling, bar hopping, carrowinds (theme park) etc

Any other ideas? His fiance is a stick in the mud, so no strippers or adult clubs.

Damn, can't she at least wait until after they're married to chop his balls off?

Go to Carowinds.
Just cuz you're prohibited from watching titties on stage, it doesn't mean you can't watch 'em flop around on roller coasters and water slides.

Besides, drinking + roller coasters = mad fun.

"lmeister3 wrote:

And Jimmy Johnson and Terry Bradshaw.

You left out LT and Manziel

"ToddPhin wrote:

Damn, can't she at least wait until after they're married to chop his balls off?

Go to Carowinds.
Just cuz you're prohibited from watching titties on stage, it doesn't mean you can't watch 'em flop around on roller coasters and water slides.

Besides, drinking + roller coasters = mad fun.

Carowinds if ****ing closed until the weekend. So dumb.

"SICK wrote:

Carowinds if ****ing closed until the weekend. So dumb.

Ahhh. Well then.... Strip club it is.

Take a nice little trip to Home Depot, check out some paint colors for the nursery... then stop by the Billy Graham Library, a necessity for every bachelor party... Ended with tea and crumpets at the botanical garden before bed time at 7PM.

.......................go get ****ed up.

"305 wrote:

Take a nice little trip to Home Depot, check out some paint colors for the nursery... then stop by the Billy Graham Library, a necessity for every bachelor party... Ended with tea and crumpets at the botanical garden before bed time at 7PM.

.......................go get ****ed up.

Sounds good.

Lets be honest, does anything goes as planned once you start drinking? haha Just pick a bar and wing it.... maybe you'll end up with matching disney tattoos.