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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Fin D, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Got a new job, don't wanna risk it.
     
  2. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    doing what?
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Fisting.
     
  4. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    assistant to the assistant to the assistant managing the Releigh Prostitutes on Big Wheels.

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  5. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    maynard got fired?
     
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  6. MikeHoncho

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    He may or may not have demoted himself to "bottom bi*ch"
     
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  7. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    as opposed to sandwich-b*tch.

    who goes in the middle.
     
  8. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box


    Can't imagine why it'd be a problem
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    (You may wanna delete that account too, bro. And once you've read this I'll delete these pics too, just to be safey-safe!)
     
  9. McLovin

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    god dammit maynard. how did barry get away this time?
     
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  10. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Thats not me..
     
  11. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  12. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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  13. Bpk

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    Then you've done your job well, Jason Bourne.


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  14. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Workers arrested for running meth lab out of Taco Bell

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/44037531...out-of-taco-bell/?intcmp=hpvid1#sp=show-clips

    it's a video clip

    but the guy on the right looks fairly pleasant...

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    Anyway, curious how they tell the difference between a meth lab and a taco bell kitchen. Plenty of flammable chemicals in unmarked containers lying around on either one.

    leading into a funny joke maybe?

    How do you tell the difference between a meth lab and a taco bell kitchen? One makes you crazy as sh!t, the other makes your *** sh!t crazy.
     
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  15. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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  16. Unlucky 13

    Unlucky 13 Team Raheem Club Member

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  17. McLovin

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  18. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Best Headline of all

    Philbin Fired!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  19. McLovin

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    i'm actually happy for you guys with this one.

    They should hold a public try out for coach, because there are a lot of over qualified people on here that could do a great job.

    HC: FinD, need someone who can argue with the refs
    OC: Everyone that shows up in the game thread pages 1-63
    DC: Everyone that is still in the game thread pages 64-128
    ST Rocky Racoon
    Wide receives coach: duh. maynard
    tight ends coach: sick :shifty:
     
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  20. MikeHoncho

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    Awe, he's faltering SICK.

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  21. McLovin

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    jock strecher Imeister
     
  22. McLovin

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    No one wants to tape that lemon party.

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  23. Fin D

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    As HC, that mutha effer won't be allowed on the premise.....until after practice.

    Someone needs to rub down the players, after all.
     
  24. McLovin

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    I didn't realize there was a difference.

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  25. Unlucky 13

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    At least in the first four years of Wanny, they gave us hope and made us believe that they could do something before falling apart in December or in the playoffs. I have long since decided that those kinds of seasons are preferable to what we've had lately.
     
  26. SICK

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    http://www.kramersquad.com/forum/al...rans-*******s-to-thank-them-for-their-service

    The best quote:

     
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  27. Paul 13

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    Man in Darth Vader costume tries to rob store, but clerk fights back

    It's worthless without picks, so here you go:

    [​IMG]

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/2...-robbery-but-clerk-fights-back/?intcmp=hplnws

    You know, the mask is one thing.. but to put the rest of the outfit on? props...
     
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  28. MikeHoncho

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    Steven Seagal wanted by Serbia to train special police forces



    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/steven-seagal-wanted-by-serbia-to-train-special-police-forces/
     
  30. Ohio Fanatic

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    what is the last thing I would tape to my body?

     
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  31. Paul 13

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    Homeless man arrested after breaking into Port Hueneme police department, thinking it was a church

    http://www.vcstar.com/news/crime/ho...nt-thinking-it-was-a-church-2c-369306421.html

     
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  33. Fin D

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    I didn't read it for the same reason.
     
  34. Ohio Fanatic

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    yeah, don't read it, the headline is way better than the story.
     
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  35. Fin D

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    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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  37. danmarino

    danmarino Tua is H1M! Club Member

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