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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Fin D, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral Staff Member

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    I'm just going to paste the whole story because I hate this local newspaper of mine... all I have to say is... don't come between a man and his bbq'd steak....

    Simi Valley shooting suspect barbecues as police order him to surrender

    SIMI VALLEY, Calif. - A shooting suspect in Simi Valley apparently went on with a barbecue as police surrounded him with rifles and as orders to surrender boomed down from a helicopter late Thursday afternoon.

    The shooting left a man in his 30s with wounds that were not life-threatening, police said.

    The incident was reported at 5 p.m. in the 1500 block of Alva Circle just off Morley Street. Police said at about 5:55 p.m. that the suspect had just been taken into custody.

    The arrest, however, came only after the suspect grilled what appeared to police to be some steak in the backyard.

    As police conducted surveillance after the shooting and planned to take the suspect into custody, he cooked on a grill in the backyard. Police observed that blood could be seen on the back of the house as he grilled.

    Angelik Romero lives around the corner on Morley Street. She said her bedroom window looks out into the backyard where the suspect was barbecuing.

    “He was barbecuing like a normal person with blood all over him,” Romero said.

    She said he had blood on his neck and chest.

    She said police had rifles pointed at the man and a message from a loudspeaker on a helicopter flying above was telling the man to surrender.

    Romero said she heard arguing before the shooting occurred.
     
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  2. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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  3. McLovin

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  4. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Got a new job, don't wanna risk it.
     
  5. McLovin

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    doing what?
     
  6. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Fisting.
     
  7. bigbry

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    assistant to the assistant to the assistant managing the Releigh Prostitutes on Big Wheels.

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  8. McLovin

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    maynard got fired?
     
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  9. MikeHoncho

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    He may or may not have demoted himself to "bottom bi*ch"
     
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    as opposed to sandwich-b*tch.

    who goes in the middle.
     
  11. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box


    Can't imagine why it'd be a problem
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    (You may wanna delete that account too, bro. And once you've read this I'll delete these pics too, just to be safey-safe!)
     
  12. McLovin

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    god dammit maynard. how did barry get away this time?
     
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  13. SICK

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    Thats not me..
     
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    Then you've done your job well, Jason Bourne.


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  17. Paul 13

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    Workers arrested for running meth lab out of Taco Bell

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/44037531...out-of-taco-bell/?intcmp=hpvid1#sp=show-clips

    it's a video clip

    but the guy on the right looks fairly pleasant...

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    Anyway, curious how they tell the difference between a meth lab and a taco bell kitchen. Plenty of flammable chemicals in unmarked containers lying around on either one.

    leading into a funny joke maybe?

    How do you tell the difference between a meth lab and a taco bell kitchen? One makes you crazy as sh!t, the other makes your *** sh!t crazy.
     
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  18. Paul 13

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  19. Unlucky 13

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  20. McLovin

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  21. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Best Headline of all

    Philbin Fired!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  22. McLovin

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    i'm actually happy for you guys with this one.

    They should hold a public try out for coach, because there are a lot of over qualified people on here that could do a great job.

    HC: FinD, need someone who can argue with the refs
    OC: Everyone that shows up in the game thread pages 1-63
    DC: Everyone that is still in the game thread pages 64-128
    ST Rocky Racoon
    Wide receives coach: duh. maynard
    tight ends coach: sick :shifty:
     
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  23. MikeHoncho

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    Awe, he's faltering SICK.

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  24. McLovin

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    jock strecher Imeister
     
  25. Aqua4Ever04

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    That staff is going to be completely susceptible to you taping all of our signals, though.
     
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  26. McLovin

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    No one wants to tape that lemon party.

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  27. Fin D

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    As HC, that mutha effer won't be allowed on the premise.....until after practice.

    Someone needs to rub down the players, after all.
     
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    After the past 15 years, watching old men blow each other might be a better use of my time than watching the Phins, honestly.
     
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  29. McLovin

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    I didn't realize there was a difference.

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  30. Aqua4Ever04

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    That's because your top search on youporn is Tom Brady.
     
  31. Unlucky 13

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    At least in the first four years of Wanny, they gave us hope and made us believe that they could do something before falling apart in December or in the playoffs. I have long since decided that those kinds of seasons are preferable to what we've had lately.
     
  32. Aqua4Ever04

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    I was certain in 2013 that the misery was over. Just ONE win against lowly Buffalo or New York. Ugh.
     
  33. SICK

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    http://www.kramersquad.com/forum/al...rans-*******s-to-thank-them-for-their-service

    The best quote:

     
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  34. Paul 13

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    Man in Darth Vader costume tries to rob store, but clerk fights back

    It's worthless without picks, so here you go:

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    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/2...-robbery-but-clerk-fights-back/?intcmp=hplnws

    You know, the mask is one thing.. but to put the rest of the outfit on? props...
     
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    Steven Seagal wanted by Serbia to train special police forces



    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/steven-seagal-wanted-by-serbia-to-train-special-police-forces/
     
  37. Ohio Fanatic

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    what is the last thing I would tape to my body?

     
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  38. Paul 13

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    Homeless man arrested after breaking into Port Hueneme police department, thinking it was a church

    http://www.vcstar.com/news/crime/ho...nt-thinking-it-was-a-church-2c-369306421.html

     
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